Isle of Wight man dies trying to answer 3,000 spam emails a day
Died for the belief that if someone takes the time to write, you should write back.
Posted: Apr 5th, 2009
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Now known as Rahman Muhammed bin Williams.Government appoints Cliché Czar
The government has responded ‘quickly and decisively’ to the alarming rise in facile platitudes emanating from politicians and journalists by appointing the country’s first Cliché Czar.
Taking ‘full responsibility’ for the ‘errors of judgement’ made by his government in generating intolerable levels of tired inanities and meaningless second-hand expressions, the Prime Minister admitted; ‘We’re all human. We all make mistakes. There were lapses in judgement and we regret any pain we may have caused…’
Posted: Dec 8th, 2007
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Police advertisement stops all crime
Hertfordshire police have reported a 100% success following their advertising campaign telling people ‘Don’t commit crime’. Despite widespread ridicule and mockery in the national media, it appears that all lawbreakers needed was a clearly worded signpost from the local police force telling them to stop, and all criminal activity would cease for ever more.
Posted: Sep 19th, 2007
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