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Isle of Wight man dies trying to answer 3,000 spam emails a day

he had to reply to them allDied for the belief that if someone takes the time to write, you should write back.

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Posted: Apr 5th, 2009
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Advertising Feature: Put an end to recycling day shame!

Are you filled with envy when you walk down the street on recycling day and see your neighbours’ empty champagne bottles, foie gras jars and caviar tins? Are you ashamed of the downmarket contents of your own recycling bins? Then you need “CycleStlye”® Recycle bin enhancers.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2008
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Archbishop of Canterbury converts to Islam

Now known as Rahman Muhammed bin Williams.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2008
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Government appoints Cliché Czar

The government has responded ‘quickly and decisively’ to the alarming rise in facile platitudes emanating from politicians and journalists by appointing the country’s first Cliché Czar.

Taking ‘full responsibility’ for the ‘errors of judgement’ made by his government in generating intolerable levels of tired inanities and meaningless second-hand expressions, the Prime Minister admitted; ‘We’re all human. We all make mistakes. There were lapses in judgement and we regret any pain we may have caused…’

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2007
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Police advertisement stops all crime

Hertfordshire police have reported a 100% success following their advertising campaign telling people ‘Don’t commit crime’. Despite widespread ridicule and mockery in the national media, it appears that all lawbreakers needed was a clearly worded signpost from the local police force telling them to stop, and all criminal activity would cease for ever more.

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2007
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