Died for the belief that if someone takes the time to write, you should write back. [read...]
Are you filled with envy when you walk down the street on recycling day and see your neighbours’ empty champagne bottles, foie gras jars and caviar tins? Are you ashamed of the downmarket contents of your own recycling bins? [read...]
The government has responded ‘quickly and decisively’ to the alarming rise in facile platitudes emanating from politicians and journalists by appointing the country’s first Cliché Czar.
Taking ‘full responsibility’ for the ‘errors of judgement’ made by his government in generating intolerable levels of tired inanities and meaningless second-hand expressions, [read...]
Hertfordshire police have reported a 100% success following their advertising campaign telling people ‘Don’t commit crime’. Despite widespread ridicule and mockery in the national media, it appears that all lawbreakers needed was a clearly worded signpost from the local police force telling them to stop, [read...]