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Pensioner accidentally voted in as PM
Mrs Johnson was surprised at the news but, once matron had explained it, set about forming her manifesto with an enthusiasm not seen since her late husband’s funeral. [read...]
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Hunt admits to pressing ‘ctrl alt del’
The Health Secretary has sheepishly confessed he may have been the cause of NHS’s I.T. system network failing. Ironically, Mr. Hunt had thought he had found the answer to the NHS’s money crisis after an unexpected email landed in his inbox yesterday and being a Conservative, [read...]
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Delusional fabrication linked to lower rate of heart disease
After studying the anonymous records of over 10,000 GP patients the General Medical Council has concluded that those who lie most blatantly about their drinking habits are less likely to suffer from heart attacks and strokes. [read...]
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‘I and I getting back to us roots’ claims Cliff
He went on to explain that Cliff didn’t want to live in the luxury UK development after the BBC and Yorkshire police had been all over it looking for his ganja. [read...]
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Walkers unveil emotion-flavoured crisps
Having exhausted almost every food flavour combination Walkers have now moved on to more esoteric varieties.
‘It was easy in the early days’, explained head of R & D, Mitch Rutland, ‘Things like Cheese n Onion and Salt n Vinegar could be easily replicated with chemicals. [read...]