The Health Secretary has sheepishly confessed he may have been the cause of NHS’s I.T. system network failing. Ironically, Mr. Hunt had thought he had found the answer to the NHS’s money crisis after an unexpected email landed in his inbox yesterday and being a Conservative, [read...]
After studying the anonymous records of over 10,000 GP patients the General Medical Council has concluded that those who lie most blatantly about their drinking habits are less likely to suffer from heart attacks and strokes. [read...]
He went on to explain that Cliff didn’t want to live in the luxury UK development after the BBC and Yorkshire police had been all over it looking for his ganja. [read...]
Having exhausted almost every food flavour combination Walkers have now moved on to more esoteric varieties.
‘It was easy in the early days’, explained head of R & D, Mitch Rutland, ‘Things like Cheese n Onion and Salt n Vinegar could be easily replicated with chemicals. [read...]
Celebrities will be abandoned on a massive landfill site where they have to forage for scraps of food and clothing. [read...]
