Defence Secretary and St Custard’s schoolboy, Gavin Williamson, will spend hard won Budget concessions for military funding on a huge inflatable sign that says ‘go away and shut up’, it has been revealed. A defence review written by Williamson himself identified a limited arsenal of military grade neon flashing ‘shut up & [read...]
‘First it was horse-meat; now this’, said disappointed customer, Chloe, while ravenously devouring a uniformly grey reconstituted kebab, ‘It’s really important to know about it.’ [read...]
MPs who fought tooth and nail to remove the UK’s ability to challenge the EU in the ECJ have said that, if we hadn’t, the ECJ would definitely find the EU in breach it’s obligations toward the UK if its intransigence denies us a good Brexit deal. [read...]
Theresa May has left her Westminster polling station with polling card still in hand, having been unable to come to a decision regarding who to vote for in the UK’s local elections. [read...]
In the wake of the UK and EU reaching an agreement on Brexit transition, a growing number of people are unhappy with the UK conceding that all UK residents have to drink a pint of cold sick. [read...]
