A man who voted for Brexit has declared that Cambridge’s Boat Race success has settled the matter for ever. “Clearly Cambridge have the stronger rowing team, so not only is there no need for another race, [read...]
A man who’d hired a construction company to make his house bigger “in whatever the fuck way you want, I don’t care” has complained that the extension they built him wasn’t what he’d asked for. [read...]
A Brexit voter has taken his old firm to a tribunal for constructive dismissal saying he was “booted out”, merely for handing in his notice. ‘I told them I was willing to be an outside consultant on 5 times my salary or I’d keep the £39b of stationary I’d nicked, [read...]
Preparations are now in full swing for UK Independence Day celebrations on Brexit date which is definitely without a doubt going to be the 31st March. It promises to be one heck of a party! [read...]
NewsBiscuit has been trawling through the print and broadcast media and has gathered together some handy expressions and phrases that will help you to speak fluent Brexit. Patriot – Us, and not You. Traitor – [read...]
