The thousands of people who have died from corona virus in UK care-homes have expressed relief that demand for ICU beds and ventilators never outstripped supply. [read...]
Health Secretary Matt Hancock has clarified that the debt we owe our under-equipped NHS staff and other frontline workers risking their lives for us was in no way pecuniary. ‘That makes no sense,’ he said today. [read...]
With half the country underwater, man of the people, Boris Johnson, showed real leadership today by proudly posing with a blue passport the EU never once stopped the UK from having. ‘What good does me pretending to care do? [read...]
Nay-saying across the UK has been brought to a halt by vague assurances that an unlikely series of improbable events might happen. ‘This just goes to show that where Project Fear closes a door, Brexit opens a window’ [read...]
A man has been prevented from flinging himself out of a speeding train through a door that had failed to close. The man had reportedly shouted ‘freedom’ as he attempted to squeeze himself through the door and onto the tracks below. [read...]
