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Parisian waiter ‘accidentally nice’ to English family

claim on insurance for distress dismissed with unapologetic shrug ‘We expect to be sneered at properly’

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2015
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World’s worst pedestrians gather in Oxford Street for 2014 World Championships

years of training and sacrifice, but mostly sacrificeThe pavement classic ranks alongside the Paris Marche de Imbecilite and the New York Jostle n’ Sneer.

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2015
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Michael Gove unveils revisionist history syllabus featuring “World War Fun!”

Your country needs ME!Out goes the image of General Sir Douglas Haig as a ruthless incompetent and in comes the image of General Sir Douglas Haig the caring sensitive, people-friendly line manager.

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2015
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Man threatens suicide under pressure of Candy Crush Saga requests

any other sort of crush momentarily preferable“No more! No effing more! If I want to play Jelly Splash, I’ll pigging well play Jelly Splash!”

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2015
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Overcrowding on London Midland train creates dark matter from passengers

Overcrowding on a London Midland service to Crewe from London Euston earlier today reached a critical point when the densely packed passengers fused together to create dark matter and the beginnings of a black hole.

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Posted: Mar 9th, 2014
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