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Ofsted Chair ‘sleeps with the fishes’
After the delivery of a ministerial attaché case containing an 11lb tuna to the headquarters of Ofsted, it has been hinted by sources at the Department of Education that the Chair of Ofsted, [read...]
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50s stereotypes welcome reintroduction of Common Entrance Exam
1950’s stereotypes everywhere have given a ringing endorsement to Education Secretary Michael Gove’s plans to extend the Common Entrance Exam to state schools in an attempt to disabuse “uppity oiks” of any misguided aspirations towards higher education they may have been allowed to foster. [read...]
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Parisian waiter ‘accidentally nice’ to English family
‘We expect to be sneered at properly’ [read...]
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World’s worst pedestrians gather in Oxford Street for 2014 World Championships
The pavement classic ranks alongside the Paris Marche de Imbecilite and the New York Jostle n’ Sneer. [read...]
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Michael Gove unveils revisionist history syllabus featuring “World War Fun!”
Out goes the image of General Sir Douglas Haig as a ruthless incompetent and in comes the image of General Sir Douglas Haig the caring sensitive, people-friendly line manager. [read...]