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Ofsted Chair ‘sleeps with the fishes’

received a better offer he couldn't refuseAfter the delivery of a ministerial attaché case containing an 11lb tuna to the headquarters of Ofsted, it has been hinted by sources at the Department of Education that the Chair of Ofsted, Labour Peer Baroness Morgan ‘Ain’t gonna be around no more, capisce?’

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Posted: Feb 3rd, 2014
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Gove advisers accuse Sauron the Dark Lord of being too ‘Orc-Centred’

Sauron, the Dark Lord of Dol Guldur, whose eye falls like a pestilence upon the peoples of Middle Earth, is reported to be ‘Spitting black bile’ at reports leaked by advisers at the department of Education, critcising his rule of Mordor for being ‘too Orc-Centred’ and ‘trapped in 60′s Orthodoxies’.

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2014
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‘Banks to be replaced with sweeties and bouncy castles’, promises Milliband

Labour leader Ed Milliband has given a pre-election pledge to replace failing high street banks with bouncy castles and to give all Labour voters a ‘big bag of sweeties’.

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2014
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Stoke allotments shortlisted as viable option for new Heathrow runway

Heathrow’s third runway could potentially be sited on an allotment in Stoke on Trent, Airport executives today confirmed, after top level talks between Senior Heathrow Directors and committee members of Myrtle Lane Allotments Society went well.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2013
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Michael Gove admits relationship with self

‘In spring this year my life changed massively when I met someone, and they make me feel so happy, so safe and everything just feels great.That someone is me.’

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2013
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