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West Korea avoids conflict with the North by pretending not to exist

Diplomats in the Republic of West Korea were being lauded last night after seventy years of peaceful coexistence with both the Southern Republic of Korea and the Northern People’s Democratic Republic, which outside observers put down to the nation’s hard work at hiding from everyone.

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Posted: Mar 23rd, 2013
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Beggars must register for VAT, Osborne announces

As of 1st April 2013, all licenced beggars must be registered for VAT and charge tax on top of all donations they receive.

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Posted: Aug 20th, 2012
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Deputy Prime Minister ‘defects’

Mr Clegg was appointed less than two years ago and his action is the highest profile rebellion since the Lib Dem Spring began two years ago.

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2012
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Jenga game ruined by earthquake

A late night game of Jenga played by Texan students Bryan Vance and Jack “Ace” Cordova was cut tragically short yesterday as a result of a large earthquake in northern Mexico.

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2012
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No free NHS treatment for rogue crystal healer victims

‘I had a feeling that something wasn’t right. That’s when I went to my GP, who said my chakra might be dented.’

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Posted: Jun 30th, 2012
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