People all over Britain are starting to question whether Home Secretary Priti Patel has ever really existed. During the Covid-19 crisis there have been fewer reported sightings of Patel than of the Loch Ness Monster and this has led many to wonder whether she is actually the product of their fevered lockdown imagination. [read...]
In the first of her planned weekly broadcasts to the nation the Queen has stressed the importance of self-discipline and resolve during the coronavirus lockdown while running through her extensive range of high-intensity interval training. [read...]
The majority of towns and cities in the UK are now under the control of feral goats it has been revealed. After footage emerged on Monday of a herd of Kashmiri goats marauding through the locked-down streets of Llandudno the goats appear to have strengthened their grip and goat flags can now be seen flying… [read...]
The government has confirmed that it may have to take steps if football fans in England are not being sufficiently racist at matches. The move comes after several high-profile incidents in recent matches where there has been little or no racial abuse directed towards black, [read...]
Police have issued a warning to the public not to approach former EastEnders actor Ross Kemp in the event of England qualifying for the World Cup semi- final and beyond. The move comes after Kemp posted a video of himself celebrating England’s penalty shoot-out victory against Columbia in which the 53 year-old’s head appears to… [read...]
