D-Day veteran Frank Taunton today spoke falteringly of that fateful day 75 years ago when tens of thousands of allied soldiers stormed the beaches of northern France to liberate the continent from the Nazis. ‘It were bloody brilliant’, [read...]
Members of the graffiti community were last night applauding the latest achievements of renowned tagger ‘arst’, or it could be ‘ersb’ or maybe ‘easf’. The mystery tagger gained access to the roof of a tower block to spray-paint ‘arst arst arst arst arst arst arst arst’ [read...]
The ‘ironic’ naming of Dulux’s One Coat range of paint is the ‘stuff of legend’, according to a company whistleblower. ‘Honestly, ten years on and we still dine out on it. I can’t believe what was said as a joke was taken seriously.’ [read...]
Political analysts are saying yesterday’s local election results clearly show that most Brexit voters, now without an opportunity to display their bigotry, ignorance and xenophobia, could no longer give a shit about voting once again. [read...]
‘This roughty-toughty piece of pro kit cost me a hundred and fifty smackers,’ said homeowner Alex Staveley. ‘But I’ve yet to find a single bloody use for it.’ [read...]
