Facebook user Carl Reynolds this week decided that ‘I’ll just leave this here’ is his new default accompaniment to each and every link he finds vaguely interesting. It replaces ‘There are no words’, the construction he first noticed in 2015 and which became his favourite go-to comment for the next 18 months, [read...]
‘They’ve got all the shots of deers they’ll ever need.’ [read...]
‘And how are we today?’ is how Staff Nurse Helen Carter has greeted every patient in her care for 30 years. Today her devotion to the first-person plural was recognised by a special award. Patients, [read...]
A man has been fulminating against the axing of Andrew Neil’s Daily Politics show on BBC2, having forgotten that he tells everyone he meets that he never watches the BBC anyway. ‘His interviews were always sharp and incisive’, [read...]
Witnesses claim that Dylan’s expression darkened as it became clear that a song played exclusively on a tambourine, a totally percussive instrument with a limited notational range, was really pretty fucking boring. [read...]
