A man who spent an entire afternoon browsing ‘half-heartedly’ at the shirts in Charles Tyrwhitt’s flagship store in London’s Jermyn Street has admitted he was only there to hear someone say the name ‘Tyrwhitt’ out loud. [read...]
Meteorologists were today said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ that the skies over much of Britain would tonight be the gloomiest in living memory. ‘You might think a grey sky is a grey sky is a grey sky,’ [read...]
Imaginary computer problems were today revealed as the nation’s go-to alternative to admitting a total lack of work on company timesheet programs, according to a survey. [read...]
A 34-year-old sales consultant from Mitcham, Surrey was today officially cautioned by senior Vodafone network staff after being seen driving whilst using his mobile phone. [read...]
D-Day veteran Frank Taunton today spoke falteringly of that fateful day 75 years ago when tens of thousands of allied soldiers stormed the beaches of northern France to liberate the continent from the Nazis. ‘It were bloody brilliant’, [read...]
