‘We haven’t seen this particular approach before, in which a man quite brazenly waves a large deposit at sales staff before producing a pen and ruthlessly signing document after document, before riding off on his healthily-gotten gains,’ said a police spokesman. [read...]
Champion rally driver Tim Nicolas has parted company with co-driver Andy O’Brien following a disastrous performance in the FIA World Rallycross Championships at Lyddon Hill. “As a navigator, his directions were hopeless,” an exasperated Nicolas explained. [read...]
A ‘Catalogue of Errors’, described as the first-ever attempt to showcase series of catastrophic failings in areas such as healthcare, the prison service, crowd control, defence and industry, will be published on March 15 ‘barring accidents’, [read...]
Rummaging through his toolbox late on Sunday night, office worker Len Hayden, 57, came across a wire stripper he last used ‘what, must be 30 years ago.’ Len thought that it must have been when he extended the cable on his then-new CD player that the wire stripper last saw action. [read...]
A 40-year old office supplies salesman from Bracknell yesterday announced that he was ‘stoked’ after receiving an order for Hole Punches, Scissors and Staplers. Neville Gordon tried out the word for the first time after earlier witnessing a character use it during an episode of Workaholics. [read...]
