Devizes resident Terry Fishwick, 56, has revealed how he much he is looking forward to not bothering to vote again now that his Brexit dream looks like coming to fruition. ‘I’d never voted for anything before in my life’, [read...]
Chairman of the Wetherspoon pub chain, Tim Martin, has said that all 936 of his pubs are to relocate to Guernsey as part of a group-wide drive to become more tax efficient. Speaking to reporters in his some say mid-Atlantic nasal drawl that was all the rage in the 1970s between Radio 1 DJs, [read...]
UK astronaut Major Tim Peake’s first spacewalk, scheduled to take place on Friday, looks like being cancelled following an announcement by NASA that everything on the International Space Station (ISS) was ‘working just fine and dandy’. [read...]
Terry Faulkner was today celebrating after learning that he’d be allowed to visit London’s vibrant Shoreditch area. The granting of a temporary access visa follows a lengthy application process with the city youngers during which baby-boomer Terry had to prove his immense age and conventional appearance would not adversely affect the image of the edgy… [read...]
Stinging nettles across the country started wilting, turning black and literally losing their sting in early September. A dog walker in Surrey was the first to notice the phenomenon: ‘I thought thank f@$k for that. [read...]
