Network Rail today warned workmen intending to take part in this weekend’s engineering works that they should expect disruption thanks to what they’re terming ‘unavoidable travel plans’. ‘We recognise that this will be a huge disappointment to many of our engineers and ancillary staff, [read...]
A ‘Catalogue of Errors’, described as the first-ever attempt to showcase series of catastrophic failings in areas such as healthcare, the prison service, crowd control, defence and industry, will be published on March 15 ‘barring accidents’, [read...]
A man who spent an entire afternoon browsing ‘half-heartedly’ at the shirts in Charles Tyrwhitt’s flagship store in London’s Jermyn Street has admitted he was only there to hear someone say the name ‘Tyrwhitt’ out loud. [read...]
Meteorologists were today said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ that the skies over much of Britain would tonight be the gloomiest in living memory. ‘You might think a grey sky is a grey sky is a grey sky,’ [read...]
Imaginary computer problems were today revealed as the nation’s go-to alternative to admitting a total lack of work on company timesheet programs, according to a survey. [read...]
