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Articles by Chipchase
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Man stuns friends by watching gig with eyes not phone
A man has come in for much ridicule and good-natured ribbing from his mates after suggesting watching live gigs is better if done with the naked eye instead of on a tiny smartphone screen. [read...]
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Boris to give generous tax incentives to the rich
News that Boris Johnson is to announce tax breaks for Britain’s richest people has been welcomed by hundreds of thousands of grasping greedy bastards all across the country. One self-serving super-rich smarm bucket said: ‘I certainly welcome this initiative warmly because in my view one can never have too much money at one’s disposal.’ [read...]
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Your neighbour is a tosser and you’ll prove it
Your next door neighbour is a complete and utter arsehole and there can be no doubt about it. His very being now annoys you so much that you are contemplating moving house or else hiring a hit-man to take him out, [read...]
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Johnson claims Brexit talks floundering over ‘nonexistence of Ireland’
As Brexit talks look to be all but dead in the water, a source close to 10 Downing Street has leaked that one fundamental problem since he took office has been Boris Johnson’s insistence that there is no such place as Ireland. [read...]