In a bid to alleviate the current industrial action by its pilots, Irish budget airline and all-round slaughterhouse wagon Ryanair has announced that it has employed legendary air ace, James ‘Biggles’ Bigglesworth to fly its Costa del Sol route. [read...]
Fears for the safety and well being of terrifying oddball Jacob Rees-Mogg have been growing steadily, as he has now not been seen in public since before lockdown. Once tipped as a future Tory high-flyer, [read...]
A scintilla of hope for Britain’s future has surfaced today following news that incapable buffoon Boris Johnson has reportedly managed to tie his own shoelaces. The news comes just as the beleaguered UK had resigned itself to accepting it had chosen the biggest dud of all time to lead them through the worst crisis in… [read...]
There was ill-concealed anger as many festival-goers left Worthy Farm today, after Sir David Attenborough’s Sunday afternoon gig on the Pyramid Stage was lambasted by audience and critics alike as having been the worst Glastonbury performance ever. [read...]
With Britain’s recent heatwave now nothing but a dim and distant memory of some twelve hours ago, The Met Office has urged everyone to be extremely careful now that temperatures and conditions have reverted to the more normal Summer state of ‘cool and changeable’. [read...]
