It’s becoming just too stupid for words. Most companies who use it do so inappropriately and we need to move to stop it. It’s making Britain look like a nation of morons around the world, [read...]
Filming has ground to a halt on the set of Steven Spielberg’s new Casey Jones movie because of adverse weather conditions and it’s unsure when it will resume. Reports suggest the set was closed by the film’s British train consultant, [read...]
Lifelong Tory voter, Daily Mail reader and avid Brexiteer, Reg Perkins from Bethnal Green, has hailed the adjudication he was given regarding his fitness for work as ‘just the thing that we need to sort these bloody benefit-scrounging foreigners out!’ [read...]
Manufacturers of cups, plates, mugs and bottled goods have been banned from putting fiddly little sticky labels on their products that refuse to peel off, even if dipped in a bath of sulphuric acid. Said one consumer services spokesman: ‘Enough’s enough. [read...]
The government has announced that it is to introduce a vote recycling scheme. It is understood that votes may be recycled at the polling station where they were first cast, whereupon any member of the electorate doing this will be credited with an ounce of common sense and promised five pounds off their income tax. [read...]
