Failed writer Darren Hughes has slammed the long-awaited third installment of Hilary Mantel’s blockbusting Wolf Hall trilogy (The Mirror and the Light) as nothing more than a “second-rate knock-off history book cut and paste job.” [read...]
Leave voter and costermonger Baz Shipley an ill-informed idiot from Billericay in Essex has emerged from obscurity to become a prominent voice in the ongoing ‘blue’ passport row. [read...]
As Covid-19 tightens its grip across the UK almost everyone has said: ‘Jesus Christ, no no no, please, anyone but that self-serving plonker in charge of our fate, we’d even take Grayling.’ [read...]
Several of the UK’s water companies have today warned that reservoirs are running dangerously low, following the extra demand being placed upon our supplies because almost 70 million people are now washing their hands upwards of fifteen times daily. [read...]
Following the news that one time Prog rock supergroup Genesis is to reform it has been announced that Boris Johnson is holding an emergency meeting of COBRA as fears grow that it might only be the tip of the iceberg. [read...]
