Following the news that one-time Prog Rock supergroup Genesis is to reform it has been announced that Boris Johnson is holding an emergency meeting of COBRA as fears grow that it might only be the tip of the iceberg. [read...]
With moderate to heavy snowfall being reported around the UK in almost every region but London and the South, with falls of up to twelve inches forecast in places, an upbeat Boris Johnson has been quick to play down the risk to the public. [read...]
Two brothers from Peckham have appeared at Marylebone Magistrates Court today, charged with fly-pitching imported and unregulated fake Covid-19 vaccine in Oxford Street earlier this week. Derek and Rodney Trotter, of Nelson Mandela House, were arrested on Wednesday after selling the DIY product, [read...]
The already acute pressure on the NHS looks set to intensify, after early test results on a vaccine with the ability to blot out Boris Johnson’s shambolic, vacillating and rambling pronouncements has shown to be 100% effective. [read...]
Parliamentary curiosity and terrifying oddball, Jacob Rees-Mogg, announced today that he is to enter the Tour de France later this year. But the North Somerset MP won’t be riding a state-of-the-art super lightweight carbon fibre racing bike. [read...]
