It has been announced by Foreign Secretary Dominic Raab that when the current head of the nation’s super-snoopers GCHQ steps down, his successor will be that irritating little git, the nosey parker who lives at number 22. [read...]
Donald Trump has given Boris Johnson a Chinese burn, a wedgie and taken his dinner money away after blundering Boris was caught on camera telling tales during World Leaders’ playtime earlier today. [read...]
Speaking from his desk in The Oval Office Mr Trump said, ‘Hey, Boris is a great guy. I like him and am prepared to help in any way that I can. We’re really great friends. [read...]
In stark contrast to the savaging received by Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn at the hands of Andrew Neil earlier this week, it’s understood that bumbling buffoon and lily-livered craven coward Boris Johnson will receive a somewhat less spiky and bruising reception when he appears on Marr tomorrow. [read...]
Despite it having been one of the wettest Autumns on record, the UK’s water companies have been quick to warn that should we get more than two dry days between now and Christmas, then consumers should not rule out the possibility of widespread water shortages, [read...]
