On his return from the WTO Conference at Davos an under-the-weather President Trump has slammed reports of the latest potential world pandemic, Coronavirus, as ‘nothing more than pathetic and sad FAKE fantasy.’ [read...]
Home Secretary Priti Patel told reporters: ‘Now that we are looking at introducing polygraph evidence for cases involving terrorists, we just decided why not go the whole hog and bring in another unreliable system that can easily be subsequently discredited should those convicted by it seek to appeal their sentences further down the line.’ [read...]
DUP Spokesman, Sammy Wilson, is set to be charged over breach of parliamentary rules and privileges for failing to declare in the register of members that he is also Coronation Star Big Jim McDonald. However he will first have to be ‘talked round’ [read...]
Conservative MP and Minister of State for Security, Brandon Lewis, is cock-a-hoop today after his application to the Department of Transport requesting that his car lot, Brandon’s Autos of Romford was approved. It means the business can now carry out MOT testing. [read...]
Tory Spartan Mark Francois, possibly the most ironic surname imaginable for a man who holds such strong views on Europe, has announced that as Big Ben will not be sounded to celebrate the UK’s departure from the EU, [read...]
