It has emerged today that Grime Music is pure shite according to a report commissioned on behalf of the BPI. Author of the study, Professor Darius Morgan, from the Royal College of Music said: ‘When asked to undertake this project I had major reservations about my preconceptions on this genre. [read...]
Fire Crews were called to the set of BBC’s most ludicrous food show to date, Great British Menu, when one dish caused a major emergency and very nearly burnt the studio to the ground. Chef, [read...]
Media sources have confirmed rumours circulating in TV Land are true and negotiations are now at an advanced stage, that from next year, we will see Strictly Come Dancing and Love Island merge with the new show to be called Strictly Cum Island. [read...]
Following a ruling in the Scottish Parliament stating The Shetland Islands can no longer be depicted on maps and charts inside a convenient box but in the the wrong geographical location, Nigel Farage, has decided to run with the concept and is demanding other changes to UK maps be brought in also. [read...]
The threat level at Chequers has been officially raised to ‘Severe’ following the recent Panorama special which took us behind the scenes with Theresa May as she went about the business of securing a workable Brexit deal. [read...]
