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Articles by Chipchase
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Elderly to have clothing modified to help them estimate two metres
The government has announced that because the elderly cannot estimate a distance of two metres accurately by eye they will have to start wearing specially modified coats and cardigans that include a one-metre circumference bamboo hoop sewn into the hem. [read...]
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EastEnders chase ratings with a plot that’s out of this world
EastEnders has been blazing a trail since its very first episode in 1985, and over the years has brought us a remarkable number of TV firsts, not least when pivotal character “Dirty” Den Watts was assassinated then mysteriously returned to the show, [read...]
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Mears and Grylls serve no purpose whatsoever, says study
A study has concluded that both Ray Mears and Bear Grylls are utterly pointless and have no relevance to anyone but themselves. They only exist in the public consciousness because of continually putting themselves in stupidly life-threatening perils. [read...]