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Mike Ashley offers to pay tax bill with outsize Slazenger t-shirts
Sports Direct owner Mike Ashley has offered to pay off his £605 million tax bill in Belgium with stock of equivalent value from his UK stores, it has been revealed today. Details remain sketchy at this stage but the deal is thought to comprise around a billion pairs of Lonsdale trainers, [read...]
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‘Deep dive’ essentially a Google search, confirms manager
A colleague who indicated that they had undertaken a ‘deep-dive’ to fully investigate a topic, has basically done some rudimentary cut and pasting from the first few entries from a Google search, it has emerged. [read...]
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Covid-19 is a ‘scaredy-cat’ running to its mummy for help, claims Hancock
Matt Hancock has called out the coronavirus as a wimp, that should come over here if it thinks it is hard enough, it has been revealed. The news comes just a day after the Health Secretary announced in the playground at first break that the virus was now clearly in retreat, [read...]
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Boris Johnson to take over from Ted Rogers on 3-2-1 reboot
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been announced as the new host of the classic ITV gameshow 3-2-1, after wowing producers with his audition tape on Sunday evening. ‘We were thinking of Alan Carr or Stephen Mulhern to front it’, [read...]