Food and drink products are significantly more satisfying when purchased from a motorway service station than on the high street, a study has revealed. The news will come as a great relief for millions of car drivers, [read...]
From: US Independent Travellers: ‘When it comes to travel, we’re no apprentices!’ To: Mr D Trump, POTUS, Dip.(Sh*t) Dear Donald thanks you for booking your forthcoming trip to the United Kingdom with us. Please find below details of your final itinerary, [read...]
A Retford man has sentenced a pan to a sixth consecutive cycle round in the dishwasher, it has been announced. The news come after Paul McBride, 43 noticed that the pan had failed to come out totally clean after a fifth wash, [read...]
Nostalgic references to the drought of 1976 are likely to be banned as early as next week, the government confirmed today. The news comes after wasteful and gratuitous comparisons between the current hot spell and Summer of 1976 continued to rise, [read...]
Soaring temperatures in Britain are currently higher than a number of places that you’d think would normally be hotter than Britain, headline writers have confirmed. The news comes after mercury levels in thermometers on Brighton beach today reached levels higher than those in some European cities that currently have temperatures below those experienced on Brighton… [read...]
