Are you confused by the different government planning documents around Brexit? Not sure whether a scenario is base, worst-case or Doomsday? With access to previously unseen, highly sensitive documents found in the bin outside the door of the Red Lion Pub in Westminster, [read...]
A pledge by a Telford man to foster the relaxed, chilled atmosphere from his recent holiday to Gran Canaria continues to go well, it was revealed today. The idea first occurred to Steve Vickers while reading the self-help guide ‘Flying home? [read...]
Footballing legend and part-time philosopher Eric Cantona has been offered a plum role leading Brexit negotiations with the EU, it has been confirmed today. Boris Johnson is said to have been highly impressed with Cantona’s speech this week at the UEFA Champions League draw, [read...]
Mr Bennett, the accident-prone caretaker from 80s kids-TV classics Take Hart and HartBeat has, in a surprise move today, put himself forward to form a time-limited UK government to overthrow the Johnson administration and precipitate a general election. [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has snapped up all the gaps between the triangles of chocolate in Toblerones, it has been revealed today. The news comes just weeks after manufacturer Mondelez International announced that it was reducing the distance between chunks of the distinctively shaped white confectionary and was reverting to its original shape. [read...]
