A Division 2 footballer was celebrating last night, after receiving the annual spitter of the year prize at the Golden Greenie awards, held in Gobowen. Peter Jones, full back with Port Vale, was commended by a panel of journalists and fellow players for ‘a season of unparalleled nose ejections, [read...]
A tub of baked beans at KFC has said it is ashamed of its performance as a side dish and will endeavour to do better in future. ‘Speaking out for the first time, the bright orange beans admitted to bouts of self loathing when it compared itself to the juicy corn on the cob and… [read...]
‘I’ve only been given 10 minutes, so I need to focus attention on the mission critical points and key take-aways’, noted Jones. ‘I find that text slowly fading in from left to right accompanied by cartoon-style fast clip-clopping noises definitely provides the right amount of gravitas’. [read...]
The pedal bin in the kitchen does still not need emptying yet, a Leicester man has announced today. Peter Jones, 46, made the announcement today after clearing away dinner for his wife and 2 kids into an overflowing, [read...]
Men over the age of 25 have been asked if they could please start wearing socks again with their shoes, as their attempt to appear fashionable just isn’t funny anymore. [read...]
