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Channel 4 executives begin training in asking for scraps with fish and chips
Senior London-based staff at Channel 4 who will be relocating to Leeds have started an intensive cultural orientation programme with a trip to Brett’s fish restaurant in Headingley, it has been confirmed. Undertaking a range of tasks including ordering fish in a bap with no chips whatsoever and asking for scraps with your meal, [read...]
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Song choices on Karaoke night out ‘not objective performance data’ confirms boss
The choices of Karaoke songs made by you and your work colleagues on a night out have no correlation with your on-the-job performance, confirmed your miserable boss today. The disappointing news was revealed during a works night out to the city-centre bar, [read...]
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Paul Pogba sets off on next penalty run up
Manchester United star Paul Pogba has started the run up for his next spot kick, sources confirmed today. Based on the most up-to-date analytics, experts expect the next penalty for Man United to be awarded in the 44th minute of the team’s Boxing Day fixture against Arsenal. [read...]
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Bodyguard-obsessed work colleague insists on calling office gossip ‘Kompromat’
A colleague annoyingly keeps referring to ideas that he has about work mates as Kompromat, using a heavy Scottish accent, and with a tense soundtrack constantly playing in the background, it has emerged today. Mike McBride, [read...]