The BBC have started using an automated bot to to speculate about the health of Prince Philip and guess what the palace thinks about Harry’s interview with James Corden, it has been revealed. ‘We’ve been using the bot for the last two weeks since Philip went into hospital, [read...]
The punishment comes as a further blow for Smythe, who has just completed a jail term for repeatedly calling a vacuum cleaner a Hoover and an article on ‘How to remember your PIN number for use in ATM Machines’. [read...]
Government responses to the COVID-19 pandemic will from now on be based entirely on insights gleaned from the extensive canon of Matt Damon films, Health Secretary Matt Hancock announced today. Following the revelation that the film Contagion had influenced his decision making and strategy towards ordering vaccines, [read...]
TV cop show producers and actors typecast as solicitors were both celebrating today, after one of the most bitter and protracted disputes in British industrial relations history came to an end. A groundbreaking deal will see solicitors finally obtain more prominent speaking parts and plot development roles in police dramas. [read...]
Post Brexit trade deals will be accompanied by a series of bridges linking the UK with every country in the world, confirmed Boris Johnson today. 195 new structures will be built over the next millennium, [read...]
