The Play School toys have reacted with trademark reserve and passivity on hearing that their all time favourite presenter Brian Cant has passed away, it has been revealed. After breaking the news to them at their comfortable retirement home in the media museum in Bradford, [read...]
An enthusiastic but unrealistic work colleague who claims that he is going to be ‘all over’ a task that needs completing this afternoon, is in reality only going to give it a slightly increased bit of his attention for a few minutes, [read...]
Theresa May pledged a 10% reduction in Henley Regatta hospitality packages and greater tax relief on Wimbledon debentures today, in an attempt to widen access to a range of upper-class rutting and posturing events. Seen by many as a cynical response to Jeremy Corbyn’s promise of more resources for community football, [read...]
The Bank of England stepped in today to reduce the value of feedback offered by judges on BGT, amidst fears that the inflation of compliments on the show had reached unsustainable levels. The final trigger for action came on Saturday’s show, [read...]
A BBC documentary has unearthed new evidence indicating that a glib comment by weatherman Michael Fish 66 million years ago may have contributed to the extinction of dinosaurs. [read...]
