The minimum acceptable amount to place in a workplace collection for a colleague’s leaving present will rise to £2.50 on 1 April, office social secretaries have officially announced. The rise of around 10% from the current rate of £2.25 reflects rising costs of contributions, [read...]
A wealthy, misunderstood castle owner was left facing an uncertain future today after being delisted from AirBandB, following a series of poor guest reviews over the last two centuries. Beast, thought to be aged between 160 and 220, [read...]
The menacing looking year 10 lads who are always at the back of the bus when you get on for school are much, much harder than you, found a study today. Long thought to be the case from anecdotal playground gossip and your elder brother’s teasing at the dinner table, [read...]
Music acts everywhere were excited today with the announcement that Ed Sheeran’s popular Sunday afternoon radio programme, ‘The Official UK top 40′ will feature an open mike spot each week for an up and coming band. [read...]
A Saffron Walden man was said to be ‘comfortable but traumatised’ in hospital after a dogged attempt to stick to established norms and expectations of behaviour when in a public convenience.
Tony McGough, [read...]