Prime Minister Theresa May has taken advice from Canadian Rock outfit Nickelback on how to make something that is essentially the same as it’s predecessor appear to be different. May is hoping that she can learn some lessons from the band’s 20 year strategy of releasing exactly the same song, [read...]
Your 42 year-old work mate Dave is doggedly sticking to his tendency to call his dietary plan ‘food hacking’ it has emerged. [read...]
Transport secretary Chris Grayling has vowed not to award any spurious contracts, or give away any no-deal compensation payments for the whole of Lent. ‘Our good lord went and lived alone in the desert abstaining from eating for 40 days before being crucified in front of a large crowd’, [read...]
A person routinely described by friends as a legend has only completed some relatively straightforward tasks for the benefit of the group, it has been confirmed. Peter Jones, 28, has been awarded the ‘legend’ moniker by his Friday night drinking buddies, [read...]
Bose launched their long-awaited Trump-cancelling headphones today, with the promise that users will now be able to tune out from 99% of all bullshit emanating from the White House. The new ‘Trump-Reducer 35’ headphones are designed to sit comfortably with the user, [read...]
