A colleague annoyingly keeps referring to ideas that he has about work mates as Kompromat, using a heavy Scottish accent, and with a tense soundtrack constantly playing in the background, it has emerged today. Mike McBride, [read...]
A supermarket checkout cashier is much quicker at scanning items through the electronic point of sale technology than you could ever hope to pack them, and there’s absolutely no point in trying to keep up, [read...]
‘We’d like to talk to David in relation to a number of ongoing enquiries, particularly his views on Brexit, Sam Allardyce’s first competitive squad, and whether baking is the new rock and roll,’, said a spokesperson for Five Live. [read...]
The much-publicised revamp of the Thomas the Tank Engine TV series, in which traditional characters and storylines are to get a injection of 21st century realism, was in chaos today, after the owners of Sodor’s track system announced they would not be able to complete the repairs and upgrades to the network in time for the first episode. [read...]
A Daventry dad was expected to make a full recovery, after being laughed out of River Island for asking if they had any jeans in a ‘more generous cut’, it was revealed today. 45 year old dad of 3, [read...]
