Senior London-based staff at Channel 4 who will be relocating to Leeds have started an intensive cultural orientation programme with a trip to Brett’s fish restaurant in Headingley, it has been confirmed. Undertaking a range of tasks including ordering fish in a bap with no chips whatsoever and asking for scraps with your meal, [read...]
‘Poor bloke – he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.’ [read...]
A Retford man is insisting on undertaking his regular ruthless cull of food items in his kitchen, it has been confirmed. Mike McBride, 46, ceremonially opened an extra large bin bag and started throwing things in it after a half used pot of guacamole with its lid not quite put back on properly caught his… [read...]
A hack standing outside Downing Street 24/7 in the pissing rain is genuinely interested in politicans’ answers to the deliberately confrontational questions he shouts out at them, and is definitely not just trying to goad them or impress the general public, [read...]
Manchester United star Paul Pogba has started the run up for his next spot kick, sources confirmed today. Based on the most up-to-date analytics, experts expect the next penalty for Man United to be awarded in the 44th minute of the team’s Boxing Day fixture against Arsenal. [read...]
