The play book of social norms was ripped up into pieces today after a man washing his car took up his neighbour on the jokey aside that ‘you can wash mine after you’ve finished yours’. [read...]
A supermarket checkout cashier is much quicker at scanning items through the electronic point of sale technology than you could ever hope to pack them, and there’s absolutely no point in trying to keep up, [read...]
A Daventry woman has been totally persuaded to buy a product by the on screen survey data included as a footnote in an advert, it has emerged. Sarah Jones was watching a L’Oreal shampoo advert during the interval on Coronation Street and was initially sceptical about the claim made in the voiceover that Elvive Colour… [read...]
The current logjams in COVID-19 testing capacity in the UK will be resolved within days, Health Secretary Matt Hancock has announced, with the use of an world beating new algorithm. ‘Instead of having to refresh the DHCS webpage every minute for three days, [read...]
Footballing legend and part-time philosopher Eric Cantona has been offered a plum role leading Brexit negotiations with the EU, it has been confirmed today. Boris Johnson is said to have been highly impressed with Cantona’s speech this week at the UEFA Champions League draw, [read...]
