Articles by Colton

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God Endorses Kanye West, Refuses to Comment on Biden/Trump

Colton
Politics
August 30, 2020

Despite facing a busy day deciding which children in Africa will live past 12, God has decided to chime in on American politics and give his full endorsement to Kanye West. The all mighty lord and saviour initially refused to comment on the Biden vs Trump race and proclaimed Kayne West is the only man… [read...]

Gove urges: ‘Cut EU red-tape so we can legalize midget ownership’

Colton
Lifestyle
June 12, 2018

Always putting a positive spin on Brexit, Michael Gove has insisted that citizens may soon own up to 3 little persons provided they are kept on a leash when in public areas and are registered with the government. [read...]