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Irish ‘rewombers’ demand second referendum
‘The binary ‘in or out’ choice on the ballot paper failed to consider the complexity and dangers of going it alone in the big wide world.’ [read...]
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Neighbour with power tools set to own your bank holiday Monday
The massive prat who lives next door to you has decided that the long weekend of good weather is the perfect opportunity to make continuous use of what sounds like some kind of jet-engine-powered steel drum shredder. [read...]
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Trump to update US schools with sheriffs, stables and saloons
The President Trump Corporation (in association with the NRA Investments & Loans LLC) has put forward its plans for hardening schools all across the United States to make them fit for the 21st century – [read...]
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Cheddar’s Cheese was not always so Cheddary
A group of boys exploring man-caves on an allotment near the Cheddar Gorge – in hope of coming across some ancient pornography – have unearthed what appears to be the remains of a cheesy artefact that could date back as far as the early 1950s [read...]
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World leaders to compete at Thin-Ice Skating in Winter Olympics
As political winters drag on around the globe, the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea will not only see the precarious sport of skating on thin ice for the first time, but also the tricky spectacle of heads of state competing for their nations. [read...]