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Articles by Crayon
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Trump to update US schools with sheriffs, stables and saloons
The President Trump Corporation (in association with the NRA Investments & Loans LLC) has put forward its plans for hardening schools all across the United States to make them fit for the 21st century – [read...]
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Cheddar’s Cheese was not always so Cheddary
A group of boys exploring man-caves on an allotment near the Cheddar Gorge – in hope of coming across some ancient pornography – have unearthed what appears to be the remains of a cheesy artefact that could date back as far as the early 1950s [read...]
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World leaders to compete at Thin-Ice Skating in Winter Olympics
As political winters drag on around the globe, the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea will not only see the precarious sport of skating on thin ice for the first time, but also the tricky spectacle of heads of state competing for their nations. [read...]
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UK refuses to vote for anything ever again
The survey found that 94% of people responded with “Put a cross in a box!? Again!? Are you fucking nuts!?” to the question of which way they would now vote in either a general election, [read...]