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Man inspired by Grand National whips cats around obstacle course
Subsequently, the man killed three of the cats that were very badly injured by the many dangerous obstacles that he had put in their way. [read...]
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Trump to update US schools with sheriffs, stables and saloons
The President Trump Corporation (in association with the NRA Investments & Loans LLC) has put forward its plans for hardening schools all across the United States to make them fit for the 21st century – [read...]
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MI6 issue Prince Philip with a licence to kill
According to a royal insider, Prince Philip (97) has given up his driving licence simply to make some room in his wallet for several other much more exciting licences, such as pilot, speedboat, jet pack, [read...]
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Royal Family’s move back to Saxony “may be something to do with Brexit”
It has emerged that the Queen and her family of so-called ‘Windsors’ are having their bags packed for up-state Germany to avoid being caught in the cross-fire of Britain’s upcoming civil war. When Prince Charles was spotted in Fortnum & [read...]