According to a royal insider, Prince Philip (97) has given up his driving licence simply to make some room in his wallet for several other much more exciting licences, such as pilot, speedboat, jet pack, [read...]
It has emerged that the Queen and her family of so-called ‘Windsors’ are having their bags packed for up-state Germany to avoid being caught in the cross-fire of Britain’s upcoming civil war. When Prince Charles was spotted in Fortnum & [read...]
“The President has adapted brilliantly to using his primitive forehands to grasp burgers just long enough to toss them into his open mouthparts,” explained Sarah Sanders, the White House’s animal behaviourist and ex circus bear wrestler. [read...]
The survey found that 94% of people responded with “Put a cross in a box!? Again!? Are you f***ing nuts!?” to the question of which way they would now vote in either a general election, [read...]
Britain’s increasingly uptight Brexiteers are calling on the government to hurry up and finally organise the piss-up in a brewery that they voted for over two-and-a-half years ago. However, many of their fellow Brexiteers insist that they voted for a piss-up in a pottery, [read...]
