Following cuts that include 30,000 police officers being made redundant and the closure of 600 police stations, Boris Johnson’s minority government has pledged to recruit 20,000 brand-new police officers, of which the first three will staff Britain’s new ‘pop-up police station and espresso bar’. [read...]
Your presenter of your TV programme that you’re half watching while reading this rubbish is yet again talking about something – either tangible or abstract – that apparently exists only in relation to yourself, according to your ears. [read...]
Jacob Rees-Mogg – the seven-foot, six-stone toff guy in the crew that Boris Johnson put together for the Balmoral job – has reacted with genteel gusto and slender vigour to the Supreme Court’s guilty verdict on a charge of scamming a wealthy old lady and nobbling her business in Westminster. [read...]
Britain’s most senior conjugal experts are trying to judge whether a Mr Boris Johnson – sometimes of Uxbridge and South Ruislip – acted dishonestly, and possibly unlawfully, when he told his queen of hearts, Mrs Marina Johnson, [read...]
“I ain’t gonna let that filthy little ponce out again. He can stay inside where he belongs. I blame the parents.” [read...]
