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Articles by Crayon
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Greeting cards to be totally glitter
A consortium of greeting card manufacturers have decided that all of the cards they produce will now be designs made entirely of glitter on backgounds of solid glitter, because everyone for whom a greeting card is purchased is so totally fabulous. [read...]
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Man inspired by Grand National whips cats around obstacle course
Subsequently, the man killed three of the cats that were very badly injured by the many dangerous obstacles that he had put in their way. [read...]
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Trump to update US schools with sheriffs, stables and saloons
The President Trump Corporation (in association with the NRA Investments & Loans LLC) has put forward its plans for hardening schools all across the United States to make them fit for the 21st century – [read...]
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MI6 issue Prince Philip with a licence to kill
According to a royal insider, Prince Philip (97) has given up his driving licence simply to make some room in his wallet for several other much more exciting licences, such as pilot, speedboat, jet pack, [read...]