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Articles by Crayon
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Vacancy for Brexit Secretary who can take dictation and look nice in a twin set
Prime Minister Theresa May has placed yet another advert in the Westminster Classifieds to attract candidates without much drive or ambition for the entry-level position of Brexit Secretary. [read...]
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Homeless war heroes advised to stay indoors on firework nights
Hours before this weekend’s Guy Fawkes celebrations, and a week before Remembrance Day, one Conservative MP has expressed his deep worry for the mental well-being of all the UK’s shell-shocked war veterans who have chosen a life on the open road. [read...]
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Rees-Mogg suggests EU joins UK
Colonial throwback and prince among thieves Jacob Rees-Mogg has suggested that any Brexit border issues can so easily be resolved if every nation state within the European Union would simply agree to become part of the recently renamed United Kingdom of Great Britain and North East Somerset. [read...]