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Cameron must stop cuddling us, say senior aides

He's a lovely bloke and all that, but even soConservative Central Office was today under increased pressure to reveal the full extent of the ‘nurturing and valuing’ allegations being made against party leader David Cameron.

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2014
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Family of deposed African Head of State baffled by lack of interest in his millions

Nigerian dollars going beggingThe widow of the former Head of State of a small African nation has expressed surprise at the lack of interest from the numerous people she has emailed offering a share of her husband’s millions.

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2014
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Family of four sight mythical ‘Vice-President’ in forests near Washington DC

apparently lives on Quayle.A family of four from Seattle, on a camping trip to woods near Capitol Hill, Washington DC are the latest people to see the alleged ‘Joe-Biden’ or ‘Vice-President of the USA’.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2013
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Community accused of exploiting miser’s breakdown

as if all their Christmases came at onceThe people of Tricklewood, East London took advantage of local miser Eric Scrooge after he suffered a mental collapse, a jury at the High Court heard today.

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Posted: Dec 25th, 2013
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Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare

potential for worst nuclear winter since records beganCountries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2013
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