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Britain’s oldest man still waiting for BT Infinity

if only he could remember his password...‘I initially thought that Infinity was a reference to bandwidth, but I now realise it’s an indication of the average waiting time.’

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2014
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Use a big plank with a nail in it, advises Ken Clarke on self-defence law

you might as well kill them, kill them all!‘Every man’s home is his castle, and if he wants arrow slits then that has to be a huge improvement over all that ghastly stone-cladding and satellite dishes.’

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2014
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Cameron must stop cuddling us, say senior aides

He's a lovely bloke and all that, but even soConservative Central Office was today under increased pressure to reveal the full extent of the ‘nurturing and valuing’ allegations being made against party leader David Cameron.

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2014
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Family of deposed African Head of State baffled by lack of interest in his millions

Nigerian dollars going beggingThe widow of the former Head of State of a small African nation has expressed surprise at the lack of interest from the numerous people she has emailed offering a share of her husband’s millions.

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2014
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Family of four sight mythical ‘Vice-President’ in forests near Washington DC

apparently lives on Quayle.A family of four from Seattle, on a camping trip to woods near Capitol Hill, Washington DC are the latest people to see the alleged ‘Joe-Biden’ or ‘Vice-President of the USA’.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2013
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