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Cameron must stop cuddling us, say senior aides

He's a lovely bloke and all that, but even soConservative Central Office was today under increased pressure to reveal the full extent of the ‘nurturing and valuing’ allegations being made against party leader David Cameron.

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2014
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Community accused of exploiting miser’s breakdown

as if all their Christmases came at onceThe people of Tricklewood, East London took advantage of local miser Eric Scrooge after he suffered a mental collapse, a jury at the High Court heard today.

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Posted: Dec 25th, 2013
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Ed Milliband previews Labour manifesto at Comic Con

policies coming in all the time from other planetsFollowing on from his triumphant appearance in Google’s ‘Big Tent’, Labour leader Ed Milliband is using his appearance at this weekend’s San Diego Comic Con to tease extracts from Labour’s 2015 election manifesto.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2013
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2000 slaves to be buried alongside RBS Pharaoh

now focussing solely on pyramid schemesStephen Hester, or King Tut Tut the Third of RBS, has decreed that 2,000 former servants from the bank’s investment arm be slaughtered and buried alongside him in a specially designed pyramid.

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2013
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Straight man attacked by gang of vicious homosexuals

'uggery' of any kind to be outlawed in new billThe victim told reporters that earlier that evening he had been the subject of a series of bitingly waspish remarks from what had either been two men and a woman, one man and two women, three very effeminate men or three very butch women.

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Posted: May 20th, 2013
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