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Ed Milliband previews Labour manifesto at Comic Con

policies coming in all the time from other planetsFollowing on from his triumphant appearance in Google’s ‘Big Tent’, Labour leader Ed Milliband is using his appearance at this weekend’s San Diego Comic Con to tease extracts from Labour’s 2015 election manifesto.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2013
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2000 slaves to be buried alongside RBS Pharaoh

now focussing solely on pyramid schemesStephen Hester, or King Tut Tut the Third of RBS, has decreed that 2,000 former servants from the bank’s investment arm be slaughtered and buried alongside him in a specially designed pyramid.

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2013
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Straight man attacked by gang of vicious homosexuals

'uggery' of any kind to be outlawed in new billThe victim told reporters that earlier that evening he had been the subject of a series of bitingly waspish remarks from what had either been two men and a woman, one man and two women, three very effeminate men or three very butch women.

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Posted: May 20th, 2013
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Britain ‘comes out’ as openly racist

Union Jack, made in Indonesia for Christ's sakeIn a move that stunned many of the country’s fans, Britain today issued a formal statement saying it was coming out as openly racist.

Giving his reaction to the UK’s ‘outing’, President Obama simply said: ‘Shit.’

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Posted: May 1st, 2013
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Women out to get themselves that ‘Jan Moir’ look

hopes to be exhibited in the V&A one dayA poll by InVogue magazine, the self-styled Qur’an of British fashion, says that an increasing number of women are keen to emulate the sensible, dowdy good looks of Daily Mail columnist and all-round baggy glamourpuss Jan Moir.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2013
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