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Wife objects to spending Christmas with dead mother-in-law

will try to get along, as it's Christmas after allCathy Gates, a 38-year old part-time housewife from Barnstaple called in Devon and Cornwall Constabulary after her husband Norman brought his dead mother home for Christmas, for the second consecutive year.

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Posted: Dec 25th, 2012
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CCTV footage of Peter Kay tops Christmas DVD charts

Comedian Peter Kay has topped the UK DVD charts for 2012 with Peter Kay: Coming and Going, a collection of CCTV footage of the outside of his house…

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2012
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Water bosses praised for ‘far-sighted’ summer hosepipe ban

Thank goodness we didn't overwater the lawn this year‘It would have been like the bloody Sahara round here, if it weren’t for them geniuses. Well done them.’

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2012
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Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare

potential for worst nuclear winter since records beganCountries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2012
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Emails show Petraeus used the codename Mr Fluffywumbles

thank God it's hasn't leaked onto a desk in TehranDisgraced CIA Director David Petraeus and his lover Paula Broadwell tried to hide their affair using a variety of code words and aliases, according to investigators. Gen Petraeus become Mr Fluffywumbles, whilst Mrs Broadwell is often referred to in email exchanges as Sgt. Jiggles.

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Posted: Nov 13th, 2012
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