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Channel 5 announces new gameshow, ‘Skivers Vs Strivers’

a fight to the deathUlrika Jonsson and Vinnie Jones are to front a new Channel 5 reality show Skivers Vs Strivers, which the programme makers say ‘pits disgruntled middle-income worker drones against feckless benefits sponges’.

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Posted: Jan 9th, 2013
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European newspapers print naked Royal baby pics

exclusive to all papers with contacts among the medical staffNewspapers in several European countries have printed scans of the unclothed child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The intimate ultrasounds show the still genderless tot relaxing naked in a sac of amniotic fluid.

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2012
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Wife objects to spending Christmas with dead mother-in-law

will try to get along, as it's Christmas after allCathy Gates, a 38-year old part-time housewife from Barnstaple called in Devon and Cornwall Constabulary after her husband Norman brought his dead mother home for Christmas, for the second consecutive year.

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Posted: Dec 25th, 2012
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CCTV footage of Peter Kay tops Christmas DVD charts

Comedian Peter Kay has topped the UK DVD charts for 2012 with Peter Kay: Coming and Going, a collection of CCTV footage of the outside of his house…

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2012
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Water bosses praised for ‘far-sighted’ summer hosepipe ban

Thank goodness we didn't overwater the lawn this year‘It would have been like the bloody Sahara round here, if it weren’t for them geniuses. Well done them.’

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2012
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