As the NHS finally takes well-earned respite from the coronavirus pandemic, hospitals are now bracing for a new wave of patients, in dermatology. The Met Office has predicted the UK will experience a warm spell of weather to coincide with the relaxation of covid restrictions and the placement of mountains of barbecue paraphernalia at strategic… [read...]
THE US space agency has confirmed the rings around Saturn are concentric hoops of onion coated in batter and breadcrumbs. NASA chief Steve Baum explained: “The Cassini mission to Saturn first alerted us to huge snacks encircling the planet by detecting the presence of what appeared to be loose breadcrumbs forming the outer ring system.”… [read...]
Feels like it’s ‘pulling teeth’ finding someone to pull teeth? Here’s how to do your bit for the NHS by being a self-taught home dentist. Present yourself with a hefty bill before treatment Bill yourself an exorbitant fee for your work then refuse to pay, [read...]
Are you finding it difficult to express a disingenuous affirmation sincerely to a not-so special someone?
Why not choose a passive-aggressive card from the Home Secretary to convey your sanctimonious self-absorbed opinion, leaving the receiver with nothing but the perfect bitter aftertaste of your toxic superiority to forever fester in their sub-conscious? [read...]