In the post-War years German was the accent of choice for super-villains. ‘They had this reputation for brutal efficiency,’ said Larry, a Hollywood casting director. “Audiences in the 1940s and 50s heard that accent and just knew the hero was in trouble”. [read...]
Police have shelved plans to use Chris Grayling as an undercover operative to test whether massage parlours and similar establishments are operating as brothels. “We decided to start with a known brothel, just to calibrate the test”, [read...]
An army of Dominic Cummings clones is set to revitalise British politics. Over the next ten years every senior civil servant in Whitehall will be replaced with a short-sighted, badly dressed Cummings clone. “We need disruptors” said Cummings, [read...]
Aesop’s family have disowned him after what they describe as ‘years of mental abuse’.
Aesop’s daughter explained ‘Every bloody day was the same. You’d ask Dad for pocket money and he’d answer you with a story about a giraffe and a pig, [read...]
Announcing that the coronavirus was ‘on the run’, Prime Minister Boris Johnson today announced that brothels, dogging sites, shebeens, houses of ill repute and illegal raves would all open with immediate effect. Libraries are expected to follow suit in December if it’s safe enough. [read...]