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Government ‘will support’ removal of degrading ego implants

implants offered instant boost followed by long slow declineNew evidence shows that millions of ego implants inserted into the heads of celebrities and children in recent decades may be faulty and should be removed.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2012
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Cat’s life in balance as resistance develops to latest cat food

how on earth are they going to get through this?
The life of Tibby, 7, from Carshalton, hangs in the balance today after she developed resistance to the latest, most powerful cat food last weekend.
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2011
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Santa Claus to step down: markets respond positively

Stock markets have responded positively to news that Toyland’s Prime Minister Santo Nicalosi, better known as Santa Claus, or Sugar Daddy Christmas to his closest female admirers, is to step down after arranging a final delivery of toys for December.

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Posted: Nov 10th, 2011
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Film casts new doubt on authorship of Bill Bryson’s ‘Shakespeare’

Following new doubts raised by the film ‘Monotonous’, an account of the life of Bill Bryson, a leading scholar has entered the fray with his views on the true authorship of Bill Bryson’s book ‘Shakespeare’, which has sold millions and has been translated into 134 languages.

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Posted: Nov 7th, 2011
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32% rely on smartphone to cross a road

totally reliable unless the battery runs out‘Smartphones even seem able to predict when cars will screech to a halt or other people will dive out of the way.’

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Posted: Sep 20th, 2011
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