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Articles by Dick Everyman
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Kim Jong-Un outraged at latest UN’s Garden Gnome sanctions
North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un is said to be outraged at the latest round of UN sanctions which includes a complete ban on the import of garden gnomes, requested by US President Donald Trump in New York today. [read...]
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Side-line dads banned from boys’ ballet classes in abusive behaviour crack-down
Dads who accompany their sons to ballet classes are to be banned if they use abusive and threatening behaviour from the side-lines. The move has come after complaints by other parents and ballet teachers that children are being pressurised and officials threatened by a growing number of angry fathers. [read...]
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Pensioner mistakes mineshaft for 3D pavement art
In a tragic case of life-imitating-pavement-art, Black Country pensioner Enoch Beasley fell into a massive mineshaft which had opened up in front of his local pub, The Miner’s Arms in Tipton. [read...]
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Odds against winning on Gala Bingo greater than catching Coronavirus
Grabbing a free prize everyday with Gala Bingo is less likely than contracting Coronavirus at the local shops or after a visit from your snotty grand kids, say experts. Hearing the numbers 1 and 9, [read...]