In a move that will save the government and local authorities millions, all rubbish by motorways, railway lines and trunk roads is to be classed as ‘street art’. ‘Littering is an affirmation of belonging,’ said an Arts Council spokesman. [read...]
After all the mud-slinging of recent weeks Republican wives are stepping up to the mark to help their husbands gain ground in the nomination contest. With public rallies, TV debates and high velocity media campaigns seen to be doing more harm than good to the last remaining Republican candidates, [read...]
Despite these problems, once behind the wheel of their Series 5’s, X1’s or Z4’s subjects expressed ‘absolute orgasmic pleasure’ at sitting on the arse of the car in front. [read...]
With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official state funeral in its honour.
Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference after all news outlets were barred from attending, [read...]
Brexit chiefs are scrapping their chief walk-on-girl Theresa May. ‘We believe the practice of parading the Prime Minister in front of rich businessmen, bankers and foreign statesmen is too demeaning,’ said a Brexit spokesman. ‘Mrs May no longer represents our brand values and we will be reconsidering how we deal with future promotional tasks.’ [read...]
