Grabbing a free prize everyday with Gala Bingo is less likely than contracting Coronavirus at the local shops or after a visit from your snotty grand kids, say experts. Hearing the numbers 1 and 9, [read...]
Environmentalists are expressing serious concern as a fifteen-mile-wide suntan oil slick threatens England’s south coast. The slick, which started in Bournemouth after a major beach incident on Thursday, is now spreading westwards along the shoreline and is, [read...]
BLM protesters and far right extremists are said to be perplexed over what action to take over dozens of reclining figures sculpted by Henry Moore and on display in public spaces throughout the UK. With most weighing over a couple of tons and miles away from the nearest harbour the statues are presenting a serious challenge to protesting aficionados. [read...]
Tory government ministers are said to be delighted with the ongoing success of the Prime Minister’s encryption implant as his statements continue to baffle the public and the Opposition alike. Fitted in late 2015 the device has, [read...]
Prime Minister David Cameron has launched a major apologising tour of the Commonwealth with a gala performance in India, where he has commemorated the 1919 Amritsar massacre with a critically acclaimed rendition of the Elton John classic ‘Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word’. [read...]
