An extract from Maybot III. Soon to be released time and time again.
[Sir Vince Cable has successfully rescued Jeremy Corbyn from being terminated by the Maybot in the House of Commons canteen] [read...]
An island group to the north of mainland France and south of Iceland, home to many isolated and hostile tribes, is to be given protection by the EU. The island group, called the United Kingdom is, [read...]
Ex charity chiefs, whose funding has dried up, are to be supported by a brand new charity ‘Quids Company’ following claims that they are likely to face severe personal hardship and social deprivation after years of financial enrichment. [read...]
Heart breaking televised charitable appeals such as those that accompany personal struggles with issues like terminal cancer, severed limbs and orphaned children will no longer be accompanied by sad lilting piano chords under new rules laid down by TV watchdog, [read...]
Fifth Avenue is set to become the scene for the greatest knuckle-dragging spectacle in movie history. With Donald Trump now unshackled from his Republican captors Hollywood chiefs are in talks with the presidential candidate or ‘The Great Kong’ as he now prefers to be called. [read...]
