North Korean leader, Kim Jong-Un is said to be outraged at the latest round of UN sanctions which includes a complete ban on the import of garden gnomes, requested by US President Donald Trump in New York today. [read...]
Dads who accompany their sons to ballet classes are to be banned if they use abusive and threatening behaviour from the side-lines. The move has come after complaints by other parents and ballet teachers that children are being pressurised and officials threatened by a growing number of angry fathers. [read...]
A Buckinghamshire family have found themselves on the verge of destitution following a short stop over at Watford Gap Service Station on the M1. Speaking from a community foodbank in Newport Pagnell, Sarah Smith described how she and her husband Paul, [read...]
Black? Forget it! Hispanic? Madre Mia! Piss poor? Oh…pleeeeeze! Female, young and pretty? Great! Trophy wife. Female, old and fat? Hey woman, just get back in the kitchen. Gay? You know the answer… The USA is the place to be if you are a wealthy old white man. [read...]
An excited Alan Titchmarsh revealed today that he is one of five entrepreneurs chosen to build a prototype for President Donald Trump’s planned border wall with Mexico. ‘It’s an amazing privilege and I’m absolutely honoured and delighted to have been selected,’ [read...]
