An excited Alan Titchmarsh revealed today that he is one of five entrepreneurs chosen to build a prototype for President Donald Trump’s planned border wall with Mexico. ‘It’s an amazing privilege and I’m absolutely honoured and delighted to have been selected,’ [read...]
Foot passengers returning to the UK from day trips to Calais are being subjected to attempts by illegal migrants to stow away inside their personal belongings. [read...]
Professor Sigmund Hammer, a noted German historian has discovered a rare collection of documents belonging to the Nazi dictator, Adolf Hitler’s wife, Eva Braun. The documents, found in the effects of a former Nazi sympathiser in the village of Bobenheim am Berg in Germany, [read...]
France has triumphed over Great Britain in a huge re-enactment of the Battle of Waterloo which took place in the same Belgian fields where Napoleon’s army was defeated, 200 years ago. [read...]
‘The features on ‘low definition abs’ and ’10 steps towards guaranteed sex after 10 pints of lager’ have literally changed my life, and I’ll be even happier after the divorce and the court case are over.’ [read...]
