ISIS brides and groomers are turning to the UK for their great honeymoon escapes. With all the speeches, wedding beheading videos and fatwahs out of the way and special guests dispersed in all directions, a honeymoon in the UK is top of the list as the trip of a lifetime for loved-up couples. [read...]
An 85-year-old man has been arrested in Shanklin following the deaths of 7 members of the Shanklin Crown Green Bowling Club. Shortly before the deadly attack witnesses described seeing an old man in white shirt and trousers enter the bowling club by breaking down the picket gate with his mobility scooter. [read...]
Jacob Rees-Mogg has revealed in an exclusive interview with The Catholic Herald, that ferret-legging has helped to make him the fully-rounded individual that he is today. [read...]
An extract from Maybot III. Soon to be released time and time again.
[Sir Vince Cable has successfully rescued Jeremy Corbyn from being terminated by the Maybot in the House of Commons canteen] [read...]
An island group to the north of mainland France and south of Iceland, home to many isolated and hostile tribes, is to be given protection by the EU. The island group, called the United Kingdom is, [read...]