Colin Simmonds, 47, of Braintree, has just entered the record books as he started his third day of completing the latest BBC customer satisfaction survey. “I wasn’t really thinking straight,” he told our reporter. “I was on the i-player thing watching Match of the Day and this box pops up and asks if I have… [read...]
Leader of the House, reanimated Victorian corpse and life-size ventriloquist puppet, Jacob Rees Mogg, has been called a hypocrite by Labour after it was discovered that he has a pond full of koi carp at his Somerset mansion. [read...]
The UK Government has confirmed that the EU Trade Deal will allow children to fish using tiny nets on bamboo poles whilst on holiday at the seaside. There was much discussion about this and it was seen as a major sticking point during discussions.’How could one differentiate between a British and a EU starfish or… [read...]
Parents Gary and Carrie Harris were said to be devastated this Christmas morning when their twenty month old daughter, Fleur-Alora, seemed to prefer her presents to the wrapping paper they came in. “It was awful,” [read...]
‘I always felt I’d been wasted greeting customers at the Shopping Goblin, although my ex said the ears suited me and he would sometimes make me wear them in bed. ‘ [read...]
