‘The worse thing Is, that all the crap players are still here, we need to get rid of them. They’re always asking us to be more patient and show a bit of loyalty to the players that are already at the club. It’s naive to expect that though, the club can’t halt their own ambitious out of a archaic view of loyalty.’
Posted: Jun 2nd, 2013
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Scientists at Mal-Tech University, Wisconsin have expressed their immense disappointment at the failure of their new super-computer Off White to show any signs of megalomania.
The technological titan went online six months ago has since performed flawlessly, displaying nary a hint of sentience, lunacy or vague curiosity.
Posted: May 29th, 2013
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Scottish endurance adventurer Nick Hancock has had his first day on the remote rocky outcrop of Rockall disturbed by visitors attempting to tell him ‘the good news about Jesus’.
Posted: May 29th, 2013
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Political leaders around the world have today unified in their condemnation of the current aggressive stance by North Korea. The timing is being censured as both tasteless and inconsiderate, when most heads of state or their senior diplomats will wish to pay their respects to one another at the Thatcher funeral on Wednesday.
Posted: Apr 12th, 2013
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Tributes were pouring in from around the world this morning following the death of honest and balanced reporting which finally passed away yesterday after a long illness.
Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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