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Yewtree Police Swoop on Camberwick Green. Local Miller Arrested

In the latest arrest of a well known celebrity from 1970s light entertainment, Officers involved in the Operation Yewtree investigation last night confirmed the arrest of a 68 year old man described as a self-employed miller’ at an address in Camberwick Green, Trumptonshire.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2013
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Racism-ism ruining football, claims Commission

‘Fans need to do more than simply chant ‘Who’s the bastard in the slightly darker clothing?’

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2013
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‘UK’s most wanted tailgater’ evades police for fifth day

Cheshire Police, who are working closely with neighbouring forces to apprehend the driver, have confirmed the BMW driver has built-up tailgating fines ‘in excess of £220′, and now have a warrant out for his ‘roadside talking to’.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2013
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Kent boy emerges from bedroom to hero’s welcome after six week stint on Call of Duty

parents had a Wii Fit just waiting for himThe parents of Billy Ackleton, a 10 year old firearms expert from Strood, say they’re ‘pleased to have him back’ after his extended tour of duty in the virtual deserts and ghost towns of cyberdoom, adding that they were ‘not worried at all about whether he would make it.’

But as family and friends lined the balloon and bunting clad upstairs landing of the two bed terraced house close to the high street, anticipation of his return changed to rapturous cheers of joy as the knurled brass handle of the pine effect bedroom door turned and the talented kid finally emerged.

His father Jimmy, said proudly, ‘I knew he’d do just fine. He’s always had a keen interest in guns ever since he could walk, and after I let him watch Pulp Fiction on his fourth birthday, it seemed only to cement his love of gun-toting violence from then on.

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2013
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