Diners can discover, at first hand, what it’s like to work long hours for low pay in a sweaty, over-heated hell-hole, while being sworn at by a red-faced man with a potty mouth and a borderline personality disorder.
Posted: Mar 20th, 2013
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“Whilst we don’t condone people takin’ the law into their ‘and’s, it’s entirely underst’able when they came up aga’nst authorities’ and organisations’ that jus’ refuse ‘ter listen.”
Posted: Mar 19th, 2013
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A Luton man has identified the face of a woman he found on a slice of toasted cheese as ‘maybe one of the Spice Girls’ or ‘someone off the telly’, rather than the Virgin Mary, thus turning down the opportunity to sell his story to the tabloids, or create a lucrative website, or transform his small, semi-detached house into a shrine for gullible Catholics.
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2012
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The group is reported to have seized control of an inter-dimensional portal and is now intent on hurling random antimatter artefacts at ‘symbols of Unionist oppression’ in our reality. Due to the catastrophic relationship between matter and antimatter, these could be anything from sachets of McDonalds’ discontinued ‘Mild Mustard Sauce’ to pre-remastering Phil Collins CD reissues.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2012
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