‘As from next week, all MPs will be equipped with cheap but practical Tesco uniforms including name badges and non-cabinet members will be put on the minimum wage with the opportunity to increase their salary if they participate in management training schemes.’
Posted: Apr 25th, 2013
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Buckingham Palace has today announced that the Queen ‘wishes to recognise the fragile state of the economy’ by downgrading her Jubilee celebrations next year from diamond to diamonique.
Posted: Jun 3rd, 2011
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Thousands of non-medical practitioners will relieve the pressure on over-worked GPs, and at the same time raise the morale and sense of well-being of patients.
Posted: May 1st, 2011
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Minister for Universities and Science, David Willetts has written to further education establishments in England and Wales requesting that as part of their science courses they introduce mandatory modules on communication skills and elocution.
One government spokesman said the growing trend for ‘normal’ accents is ‘undermining the gravitas and integrity of British science and must stop right now.’
Posted: Mar 21st, 2011
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The government plans to generate income by relocating all its ‘dull and worthy’ Sure Start Centres to the nearest ‘Wacky Warehouse’, a kind of life-size Playmobil toy, located inside a pub.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2011
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