The government plans to generate income by relocating all its ‘dull and worthy’ Sure Start Centres to the nearest ‘Wacky Warehouse’, a kind of life-size Playmobil toy, located inside a pub.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2011
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The latest round of government spending cuts has seen former Strictly Come Dancing judge Arlene Phillips combine the roles of dance csar and drugs csar, spearheading a confusing new anti-dance pro-drugs campaign, ‘Just Say Paso Doble’.
Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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‘It will help prepare children for when the time comes to claim benefits themselves.’
Posted: Sep 11th, 2009
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The library world has been rocked by allegations that staff have been creating a culture of jargon and buzzwords in order to try and make their jobs appear more glamorous.
Posted: Aug 19th, 2009
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Twitter has launched a new service aimed the unhappy. It has identified a demographic that is can’t move on from thier lives. The website ‘Bitter’ allows users to moan, complain or slag off their friends or work colleagues in 140 characters or less without having their accounts suspended for offensive posts.
Posted: Jul 17th, 2009
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