Professional furious person and MP for Rayleigh & Wickford, Mark Francois, is seething today after having been overlooked as the replacement for disgraced former Secretary of State for Defence, Gavin Williamson. Speaking to reporters, incandescent with rage and with plumes of white smoke pouring from his ears the apoplectic puffed-up parliamentarian snapped: ‘Proof if it… [read...]
Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley is confident he has found the ideal partner to sponsor his team next season – Chinese multinational telecommunications equipment and consumer electronics manufacturer Huawei. [read...]
Who says British inventiveness is dead and that Britain is just full of gammon-faced right-wing Brexiteer moronic savages? Not according to enterprising British firm Willy Warmers R Us, which has just launched an ingenious range of ‘dog-shaped’ [read...]
‘Phew, it feels much better now I’ve got that off my chest. For once in my life I have said exactly what I think.’ [read...]
According to his wife Melania, US President Donald Trump is apparently extremely jealous of Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, with his youthful film-star looks and thick locks of his own hair. [read...]
