Self-driving autocrat Dominic Cummings is reported to be “f*cking apoplectic” on hearing of Stanley Johnson’s Bulgaria-hopping jaunt to his Greek villa in defiance of official guidance to; “Erm, probably not, unless you can?” In a challenge, [read...]
Fans of bumbling not-based-on-reality TV hit ‘Downing Street Daily Briefing’ are mourning the end of the current series, as season one ended with a typically bombastic yet comfortingly incomprehensible finale. Commendably shunning cheap crowd-pleasers like go-go dancers, [read...]
Fed up with hanging on for Boris Johnson to actually make a decision, thousands of pub landlords have emerged from their Pirelli calendar lockdown viscousfests to lodge a High Court action which would allow them to fling open their doors and do their patriotic bit helping steer the country towards a landmark second spike in… [read...]
Government mumbling convinced you that public transport is now magically safe? Feeling fed up and suspiciously peaky after a week staring in moistly sardined disbelief at the array of hacking humanity around you? Distract yourself and collect points with our miasmic Eye-Spy Guide to Plague Times Public Travel! [read...]
On being informed of the PM’s ‘prang’ just outside the Houses of Parliament, the purple puppet-master, who’s been keeping an uncharacteristically low road profile himself of late, he alleged to have bellowed; ‘Told you, he’s just shit at everything’. [read...]
