Following overwhelming acclaim at the distressing handcuffing and arrest of a 12 year old black child sitting on his own sofa holding a bright blue toy gun, police have proudly published a list of other apparently innocent situations where heavy-handed institutionalised prejudice saved the day, [read...]
Crusaders for Scottish independence have issued grateful thanks to Sassenach cultural attaché Boris Johnson for spurring support for their campaign new heights. Pollsters have struggled to keep up with the wave of burning Union Jacks following the PM’s tattie-pelted tour of carefully selected Scottish haggis farms, [read...]
Fears are growing that Pramface favourite Primark could be the latest High Street stalwart forced to go into administration under the metaphorical and literal weight of clothes that chubster lockdowners have been returning to stores. [read...]
Top Whitehall stable-hands have reassured the public that a young British-born pony accused of kicking out against decent thoroughbred society will never be allowed back onto proud Albion gallops. When still a foal, Musey Pony and her two stable-mates became infatuated with galloping free as mustangs, [read...]
A drunken 3 a.m. Facebook post by Chris Grayling has revealed that the hot potato of Parliament isn’t having a ‘world-beating week’, with further miseries including losing his House of Commons parking spot to Julian Lewis, [read...]
