Articles by Filthy Rich
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Top lines for avoiding joyless Valentine’s lockdown sex
‘Let’s make it really special by waiting just that bit longer and saving it to celebrate getting vaccinated.’
‘I’m concerned about the kids’ fragile emotional state, should we really risk disturbing their sleep at the moment?’ [read...]
Excitement as Aung San Suu Kyi relaunches Home Shopping Channel
Hello, fellow savvy shoppers and canny bargain lovers, it’s great to be back on the Deposed Deals Home Shopping Network sofa! I’ve had a wonderful six years trading on the High Street; well, the 100-room Presidential Palace in Naypyidaw, [read...]
Government takes action on climate change by setting fire to Cumbria
Remember Boris Johnson declared: “As a country, society, planet, and species, we must take urgent action on climate change”, underlining his commitment by strangling a coal-streaked canary to death onstage. One year on from his bold performance piece, [read...]