Tory grandees apoplectic at discreet revelations in wife of the former Foreign Minister’s diary are complaining the embarrassing tittle-tattle doesn’t go far enough in documenting their eye-wateringly insensitive excesses. An anonymous pink-trousered ex-minister brayed; “She’s made us sound like council estate scum. [read...]
Discovering that migrants are selling internal organs such as kidneys and liver to fund their travel has raised a conundrum for British officials. “If they’ll take up less room, we can pack more of them into the converted stationery cupboard of a vacated insurance office?” [read...]
A man literally living in the doghouse is delighted to have got a foot on the London property ladder- and be in his wife’s good books for once. Despite earning pounds as barrister, it took two decades and Rishi Sunak’s stamp duty leg-up for 47-year-old Sam Jenson to scrabble together the eye-watering deposit on his… [read...]
Increasingly fed up with Lewis Hamilton championing BLM by leading taking the knee before races, and wearing a shirt highlighting US police brutality, rumours have surfaced that hacked-off F1 directors have taken the drastic step of replacing the dead-eyed chuff-magnet with a less troublesome automaton pre-programmed to stick to their whiter-than-white script. [read...]
Throwing the British feudal system into disarray, King Boris has instructed the monks to rewrite some key clauses of Magna Carta in a ‘specific and limited way’. ‘No free man shall be arrested, imprisoned, outlawed, [read...]
