They said it would never happen, but it bloody has! Boris Johnson has stunned naysayers by dropping the health crisis, growing poverty gap, and endemic governmental corruption to deal assertively and, dare we say, Prime Ministerially, [read...]
Commandeering the lectern and head-butting a surprised Archbishop of Canterbury aside, the Queen has launched a stinging attack on her closest family at the Duke of Edinburgh’s funeral. The stunned congregation inside St. George’s Chapel included only close relatives, [read...]
Following on from the brouhaha of a female human winning the Pony Club Findus Crispy Hooves Chase last weekend, those in search of more ladylike sporting glory are thundering for the stripy-poled winning post in the high-stakes ‘Bad-Tempered Spilling over into Violence Hairdressers Queue Steeplechase’. [read...]
In a day heralded as a “triumph of fairytale spirit over uncomfortable truth”, a slew of hastily-published allegories have swept aside accusations of institutional discrimination against lowly minorities like trolls, shape-shifting Beasts, and that confusing fair maiden/witch/hag half of the population, [read...]
Fans of irony and befuddling modern art are lauding a new installation by never knowingly untwattish Bristol art extremists ‘Reclaim the Paradox’. “Just brilliant,” said an admiring policeman, proudly weighed down with multiple Paradox-branded plastercasts. [read...]
