US Vice President Mike Pence involuntarily jizzed all down his suit pants during Donald Trump’s latest Coronavirus briefing to journalists. Attendees at the briefings have grown accustomed to insufferable sycophant Pence’s long, loving gazes at the President, [read...]
Every household in the UK will receive a cardboard cut-out Hugh Pym to help combat Covid-19, it has been announced. ‘At exactly two metres tall, Hugh Pym is the ideal tool for correctly measuring social distancing”, [read...]
Sunak was appointed on a 3 month fixed term contract with the expectation that he wouldn’t last 5 minutes. [read...]
‘Self-isolate?’ scoffs Dan Everhard in between gulps of his third double macchiato of the morning. [read...]
The first few days of February has seen important administration departments across the UK returning to near full strength as socially anxious office staff go back to work following the New Year break. Most use their entire annual leave in January to avoid the anxiety-ridden torture of the Happy New Year greetings in early January…. [read...]
