Still-a-Prince Harry has underscored his commitment to become financially independent by already securing his first step in an exciting and challenging new career with a leading motor dealership in Berkshire. An enthusiastic HRH was spotted in light conversation with the Receptionist and Assistant Parts Manager on his first morning, [read...]
Two of global sport’s hardest hardmen who like picking on the elderly and gays are to lather up and wrestle at this year’s upcoming BBC Sports Personality of the Year awards. [read...]
The Tories promise you will live forever and there will be no more dog turds dangling from little green bags amongst the foliage in your local park, but only if you vote for them. The announcements are amongst other high-profile initiatives as part of their ‘dynamic and exciting agenda’ [read...]
The Government has unveiled an ambitious plan to eradicate the homeless from England’s streets by carpeting all pavemented public areas. “It’s quite a brilliant plan” enthused Housing Secretary James Brokenshire. “Our vision is that we can pay lip service to this social problem and sweep the homeless under the carpet – just like the old… [read...]
Football pundit and all-round gentleman Jamie Carragher has announced a major sponsorship deal with iconic chewy sweet brand Chewits, as the new football season seems to have finally started at long last. Carragher commented: “It’s foochin great laaa. [read...]
