The first few days of February has seen important administration departments across the UK returning to near full strength as socially anxious office staff go back to work following the New Year break. Most use their entire annual leave in January to avoid the anxiety-ridden torture of the Happy New Year greetings in early January…. [read...]
Still-a-Prince Harry has underscored his commitment to become financially independent by already securing his first step in an exciting and challenging new career with a leading motor dealership in Berkshire. An enthusiastic HRH was spotted in light conversation with the Receptionist and Assistant Parts Manager on his first morning, [read...]
Two of global sport’s hardest hardmen who like picking on the elderly and gays are to lather up and wrestle at this year’s upcoming BBC Sports Personality of the Year awards. [read...]
The Tories promise you will live forever and there will be no more dog turds dangling from little green bags amongst the foliage in your local park, but only if you vote for them. The announcements are amongst other high-profile initiatives as part of their ‘dynamic and exciting agenda’ [read...]
The Government has unveiled an ambitious plan to eradicate the homeless from England’s streets by carpeting all pavemented public areas. “It’s quite a brilliant plan” enthused Housing Secretary James Brokenshire. “Our vision is that we can pay lip service to this social problem and sweep the homeless under the carpet – just like the old… [read...]
