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Judges rule on landmark case of Sod’s Law versus Parkinson’s Law
‘European Court of Justice now to consider human rights impact on Murphy’s Law’. [read...]
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Scientists finally create a dog that is just for Christmas
‘Puppies are so cute, but those last 14 years or so can really drag.’ [read...]
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Al-Qaeda designers launch summer bomb-vest range
Terrorist group al-Qaeda today unveiled its hotly-anticipated 2010 collection for the fashion-conscious fundamentalist. As bearded models took to the catwalk deep in the Pakistan mountains, style critics were left purring at the innovative fusion of modern high-street trends and the best of traditional insurgency attire, [read...]
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David Cameron’s forehead to be fitted with solar panels
Conservative Party leader David Cameron has boosted his party’s green credentials by finally agreeing to exploit the vast energy-harvesting potential of his forehead and be fitted with solar panels. Scientists believe that with a good summer and the ongoing natural recession, [read...]
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Family dog takes gap year to ‘find himself’
Threw a couple of tins of Winalot Prime and a well-pawed copy of the Ruff Guide to the World in a knapsack, and set off down the A20 towards China. [read...]