Police were called to a parked car in Surrey around lunchtime today after a member of the public reported seeing a middle aged man left on the back seat of a baking hot car. A passer by said he peered into the car and saw a man looking agitated and distressed. [read...]
The wearing of double denim at music gigs and festivals is to be banned from the 1st of June, announced music promoters today. As the popularity of Americana and country-based music continues to grow in the UK, [read...]
The people of Forfar have been expressing their absolute delight after news filtered through that Prince Edward was to become their very own, real life Earl. The Queen is said to have granted Edward the dignity of Earl of Forfar so that he could use a Scottish title when visiting Scotland. [read...]
Theresa May has rejected claims that the tomato plants in her greenhouse died because of cutbacks to their water supply. Talking during a visit to Salisbury Mrs May said there was absolutely no evidence to support claims that the plants died because they had not been given essential supplies. [read...]
People from the north of England say they are more than willing to help people from the south with their benefit claims once Brexit really kicks in. [read...]
