The UK Arms Industry is said to be disappointed that weapons used in recent terrorist attacks across Europe were made by foreign competitors and did not originate here in the UK. A spokesman for the British Weapons Industry said that the massive media exposure generated by recent terrorist attacks was a great opportunity for the UK… [read...]
A leaked memo, believed to have emanated from insiders within No 10, reveals that the PM will carry out his next Covid19 press briefing suspended from a zip wire above Victoria Park in East London. [read...]
The Monarchy – who specialise in long-haul high-cost holidays – have gone into administration with the loss of over several jobs worth millions of pounds. The London-based firm is one of the United Kingdom’s oldest established business enterprises, [read...]
Sir David Attenborough and members of the Royal family are currently working together on a new six-part series for the BBC. The series – titled ‘Different Planet’ – aims to highlight the subtle differences between being born into the Royal family and being born into an interbred army of alley cats like you. [read...]
The Home Office has revealed plans to introduce an EU style ‘fishing quota’ to deter migrants attempting to cross the English Channel, claiming that this is necessary to stop the flood of migrants trying to land by boat and other assorted sailing vessel on UK shores. [read...]
