The Home Office has revealed plans to introduce an EU style ‘fishing quota’ to deter migrants attempting to cross the English Channel, claiming that this is necessary to stop the flood of migrants trying to land by boat and other assorted sailing vessel on UK shores. [read...]
Education Minister David Laws says that free school dinners for primary school children will include ‘rabbit and pony’. [read...]
A leading KKK clansman has confirmed that the burning of crosses will not be performed at this years flagship clan gathering in Texas. The clansman said there would be significant changes to this years Klonvokation but any measures put in place were only temporary and were aimed at protecting the lives of clan members. [read...]
A pair of cute looking dogs have warned people that despite looking like a couple of over preening drag queens they could still rip your throat out. ‘It’s just so you know how things stand between us’ warned 3 year old Betsy Puppycups, [read...]
‘If United are to win the league next year they will need more help from on-field referees and VAR operatives than that…..and it is our job to make sure it happens.’ [read...]
