The Government is doing a bang up job of taking credit for merely doing the job it is elected to do. That pothole was filled in using a wad of tar, it was BACKED BY GOVT FUNDING. [read...]
The nation is braced for a flood of top executives emptying offshore bank accounts to help bolster the recovery. Said one local greengrocer: ‘It’s exciting to have all these millionaires set to spend their tax-free cash in our little shop, [read...]
Extracting money while wearing a face mask is a tradition that goes back to the 17th century and was used as a way for charlatans to supplement their income….a tradition still carried out by Members of Parliament to this very day. [read...]
BBC’s make-up department say they are now working around the clock in an effort to get Huw Edwards ready for his stint on News at Ten. Exhausted make-up artists say they are struggling to keep up with the amount of attention the 58-year-old now feels he needs to make himself presentable for late night viewers. [read...]
I Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the Commons of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Right Brigade! Charge for the votes!” he said. Into the Commons of Death Rode the six hundred. [read...]
