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‘Still considering my options’ reveals homeless man
A man who walks the street by day and sleeps in doorways by night says he is still considering what options are available to him. [read...]
Articles by Gerontius
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Disney studios discover long lost ‘first’ cartoon film – Work Shy Willie
Walt Disney Studios say they have unearthed what is believed to be the very first animated cartoon film ever produced by the company. The nitrate print reel was recently discovered by a cleaner at the back of a cupboard at Disney Studios and is thought to date from 1925. [read...]
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Turkey thought Tory activist was his friend
A turkey from Norfolk is said to be furious after discovering a Tory activist he had befriended as a chick had tricked him into believing they had ‘something special going on’ when he really intends to cook him later this week. [read...]
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Why would we bother interfering in your election?, Russians ask
Russia say there would be nothing to gain from meddling in the UK General Election saying they could not possibly make things any worse than they already are. With just a few more shambolic days of campaigning left for UK politicians, [read...]
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Mary Rose to be fitted with flight deck announces Williamson
Plans to retrofit a 16th century warship with a flight deck and heliport have been given the go-ahead announced Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson. [read...]