The Home Office has revealed plans to introduce an EU style ‘fishing quota’ to deter migrants attempting to cross the English Channel, claiming that this is necessary to stop the flood of migrants trying to land by boat and other assorted sailing vessel on UK shores. [read...]
An over ambitious circus clown who replaced the outgoing ringmaster as head of the Tory Big Top has found the step up from comic entertainer to master of ceremonies far more demanding and difficult than he could ever have imagined. [read...]
A massive shit-storm that has been hanging over the UK since June 2016 is set to make landfall towards the end of October confirmed meteorologists. But despite knowing for over three years that the most serious crisis since 1939 was heading our way, [read...]
Prince Edward VIII has defended his relationship with former German Chancellor Adolf Hitler insisting he had no idea the Fuhrer’s behaviour was in any way suspect. The prince said that despite the Fuhrer surrounding himself with young blonde boys dressed in military uniform, [read...]
The forest fires currently raging across parts of the Amazon could have a devastating effect on the new series of Bake Off, the head of Channel 4 entertainment warned today. Fires in the Amazon rainforest have been burning out of control for several weeks, [read...]
