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Washed-up Tyson hoping for one last shot at rape

it'll all be over by the turd... er, third‘I remember the days when convicted rapists got the disrespect they deserved. Now I’m reduced to holding court in the VIP areas of night clubs and making presentations at awards ceremonies.’

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Posted: Sep 5th, 2011
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Essex man completes ‘all the porn on the internet’

Wayne realised he was now on his second time around.

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Posted: Feb 23rd, 2008
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Facebook employee sacked for spending entire working day on Excel

‘It doesn’t exactly send out the right kind of message does it?’

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Posted: Aug 26th, 2007
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Man who tried to carve out his own route through IKEA store ‘so very sorry’

Man was trapped in the Thurrock branch of IKEA for almost seven hours

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2007
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