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Severely drunk community demand rights, extra chili sauce, no salad

protesters saved a bit for 'besht mate' Dave CameronThousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime Minister, demanding a fairer deal for tanked-up British citizens.

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Posted: May 3rd, 2013
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Local council hails ‘Posh Booze Empties’ recycling scheme

empties procured from the office of the Council's chief executiveThe initiative promises to relieve thousands of recession-hit families from the shame of putting out budget-brand alcohol containers in their recycling bins this Christmas.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2012
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Maintaining Santa pretence ‘harder each year’ admit Somerset 9-year-olds

grown-ups not yet ready to handle the truthLike many children this Christmas, Shota Noonan, a year-4 pupil at St Mark’s Church of England primary school in Bath, Somerset, faces the tricky dilemma of whether to tell his parents that his belief in Santa isn’t real.

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Posted: Dec 11th, 2012
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Chilean miners send letters, thoughts on moral relativism to loved-ones

it's a bit like hell down thereAs hopes rise for an earlier-than-expected rescue, the thirty-three miners trapped 700 metres below the surface in the San José copper-gold mine in northern Chile sent messages of love, hope, and meta-ethics to their families and friends above.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2012
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Workplaces to get screaming supporters

Early trials are showing positive results with productivity at one sandwich factory up 20% when 5,000 spectators were sent in to ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ – increasing the possibility that the scheme could be rolled out across the country.

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2012
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