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Medal ceremony to be rerun as athlete fails to bite medal for cameras

Gregor Bibik, the Ukrainian Men’s 4 x 500m Individual Prone champion will have to receive his gold medal for a second time this evening, after journalists moaned that he hadn’t done the thing where the medalist bites his prize.

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2012
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Government, Media charged with ‘Anti-Roguism’

With another senseless massacre in Afghanistan being blamed on a ‘rogue soldier’, the rogue community has stepped up its campaign against the vilification of rogues, staging a protest march from Trafalgar Square to Westminster.

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2012
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British Athlete facing life-time ban for using Heathrow travelator

London 2012 hopeful, Fergus Mason (33) has been removed from consideration for the British Olympic 100m squad and could be banned from the sport for life after tests revealed his qualifying trial time of 9.82 seconds set at the weekend was achieved on one of the travelators (moving walkways) at London’s Heathrow Airport.

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Posted: Feb 18th, 2012
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Bus drivers in Brighton told to ‘steer clear of affection’

120 horsepower babe magnetThe friendly snog with the driver could become a thing of the past on Brighton’s public transport network, as busy-body bus bosses have told employees that intimate contact with passengers is no longer acceptable.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2012
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Awkwardness and return to status quo as everyone in UK attempts to fake death on same day

same time next year thenMillions of Britons were left rolling their eyes and shrugging to each other today as it became clear that they had all chosen the same day to fake their own deaths in a bid to escape crippling debt, dysfunctional relationships or untenable positions at work.

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2012
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