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Trainer admits injecting horses with herbs and spices

Yet another top name has been dragged into the horsemeat scandal after a trainer at the Godolphin stables in Suffolk admitted to injecting thoroughbred racehorses with a cocktail of flavour-enhancing herbs and spices, including salt, garlic and even rosemary.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2013
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More allegations of abuse by Santa Claus

many fear he also took advantage of the National Elf Service for his own sordid endsYet more allegations have been flooding in which suggest renowned children’s charity worker Santa Claus was in fact at the heart of a sickening global paedophile ring, possibly spanning many decades.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2012
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Woman defies advice and enters Maplins without a man

‘I’d spoken to my husband the night before and so I thought I knew what we wanted,’ she said. ‘But after talking to a few of the assistants, I quickly realised I was way, way out of my depth.’

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2012
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Smug git with canoe ‘on standby’ after further flood alerts

Residents expressed their fears that 36-year-old Steve Roberts could once again add insult to injury by paddling his occasionally appropriate craft up the High Street like some kind of psychic Popeye.

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2012
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Isle of Wight inventor finally brings semaphore to the iPhone

An inventor from the Isle of Wight has launched a cutting-edge iPhone app that will ‘revolutionise’ the way people use semaphore, experts have claimed.

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Posted: Jul 7th, 2012
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