‘It’s important that this terrible event doesn’t change the way people behave,’ he said Barnes. ‘For me, that means staying in bed until Countdown comes on. I could get up early and go to my sociology lecture but that’s when the bastards know they’ve won’. [read...]
George Osborne has been racking his brains trying to remember the other thing he was sure he was meant to be doing after becoming editor of the London Evening Standard. [read...]
Nicola Sturgeon has told Theresa May that she completely understands the Prime Minister’s decision to block a second referendum on Scottish independence and thanked her for taking time out of her busy schedule to consider it. [read...]
Professor Stephen Hawking has backed the Labour Party to win the next general election, assuming the election takes place in a parallel universe.
In an article for The Times Professor Hawking wrote ‘On planet earth the Labour Party has as much chance of winning a snap election as I have of winning the 10-metre Platform diving gold at the next Olympics. [read...]
Pope Francis is to stand down after the Vatican released figures which revealed a poorer than expected performance over the Christmas and New Year period. [read...]