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Piers Morgan recalls the day when Ted Kennedy drove Billy Jo Kepchne off the Tallahachee Bridge
Noted political commentator and moral philosopher Piers Morgan has been sharing his own vague recollections. [read...]
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Police commissioner apologises to court and pays locksmith’s costs after he locked up offender and threw away key
‘I realise now that I was acting like an idiotic one man kangaroo court, and would like to apologise to the bench,’ said Commissioner John Jenkins, after he admitted to locking up Vince Hilaire, [read...]
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Saul of Tarsus has forgotten his roots after Damascene conversion, friends claim
Saul of Tarsus has been accused of ‘blanking his old mates’ since getting his big break while on the road to Damascus. ‘Once he was a regular Pharisee,’ complained one furious ex pal, ‘but since his highly publicised conversion, [read...]
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Public waste police time complaining about burglars, road accidents and even murders, says Scotland Yard spokesman
A woman phoned the police last year, saying she had witnessed a murder, Scotland Yard revealed last night. This was just one of the many nuisance calls the police receive from the public on a regular basis, [read...]
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Britain’s scaremongers could lose out to foreign competitors, warns expert
Once Britain led the world in scaremongers. Our Fleet Street of panic merchants ruled the waves of anxiety. Nobody could generate an atmosphere of quiet desperation like the Daily Mail. [read...]