‘I realise now that I was acting like an idiotic one man kangaroo court, and would like to apologise to the bench,’ said Commissioner John Jenkins, after he admitted to locking up Vince Hilaire, [read...]
Saul of Tarsus has been accused of ‘blanking his old mates’ since getting his big break while on the road to Damascus. ‘Once he was a regular Pharisee,’ complained one furious ex pal, ‘but since his highly publicised conversion, [read...]
A woman phoned the police last year, saying she had witnessed a murder, Scotland Yard revealed last night. This was just one of the many nuisance calls the police receive from the public on a regular basis, [read...]
Once Britain led the world in scaremongers. Our Fleet Street of panic merchants ruled the waves of anxiety. Nobody could generate an atmosphere of quiet desperation like the Daily Mail. [read...]
After an unfortunate incident, in which a police CCTV operator was left on his own for ten minutes while watching a shopping precinct, the Metropolitan Police has made new recommendations that will require them to watch footage only in pairs. [read...]
