‘If only there was something significant about the town I could name it after,’ moaned gift-shop owner Alan Buckley. ‘Some sort of historic literary figure or something.’
Posted: May 1st, 2012
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Wave after wave of French cars and vans crossing the channel to stock up on cheap Pot Noodles, microwave ready meals and Cup-a-Soups.
Posted: Apr 30th, 2012
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‘Ok, he’s not suspected of anything, apart from being a bit annoying, but I’m sure he hasn’t got lawyers as good as Qatada’s, so hopefully it’ll all go through a bit more smoothly.’
Posted: Apr 24th, 2012
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The Government has announced plans to speed up the adoption process to enable cubless giant pandas to adopt more easily.
Posted: Apr 9th, 2012
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Fans of the BBC’s popular ‘Masterchef – The Deities’ series were left reeling last night as odds-on favourite Jesus Christ fell at the last hurdle, handing victory on a plate to rank outsider Buddha.
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