May admits basing strategy on game shows
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
Current Prime Minister Boris Johnson suffered yet another body blow today as his distinctive blond hair announced it was resigning from his head. The messy coiffure issued a statement saying: ‘I can no longer support the direction the rest of Boris Johnson is going. [read...]
‘I think we’re going to be stuck here forever, and I’m running low on boiled sweets.’ [read...]
A five year old girl from Shepton Mallet has today reiterated that on no account will she negotiate with hostage takers.
A police detective from Somerset is suing his former constabulary for unfair dismissal after he was dismissed for being ‘too well-balanced and clean cut to be a ‘proper’ detective’. [read...]