0
May admits basing strategy on game shows
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
Articles by ianslat
0
Johnson’s hair resigns from his head
Current Prime Minister Boris Johnson suffered yet another body blow today as his distinctive blond hair announced it was resigning from his head. The messy coiffure issued a statement saying: ‘I can no longer support the direction the rest of Boris Johnson is going. [read...]
0
Mexican standoff at Weston-super-Mare roundabout reaches third day
‘I think we’re going to be stuck here forever, and I’m running low on boiled sweets.’ [read...]
0
Five year old rules out negotiations with parents over teddy bear hostages
A five year old girl from Shepton Mallet has today reiterated that on no account will she negotiate with hostage takers.
0
Detective with no personal demons sues for unfair dismissal
A police detective from Somerset is suing his former constabulary for unfair dismissal after he was dismissed for being ‘too well-balanced and clean cut to be a ‘proper’ detective’. [read...]