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Five year old rules out negotiations with parents over teddy bear hostages
A five year old girl from Shepton Mallet has today reiterated that on no account will she negotiate with hostage takers.
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Detective with no personal demons sues for unfair dismissal
A police detective from Somerset is suing his former constabulary for unfair dismissal after he was dismissed for being ‘too well-balanced and clean cut to be a ‘proper’ detective’. [read...]
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May admits basing strategy on game shows
‘You’ve all already guessed that our Brexit strategy has been a two year long version of Deal or No Deal’ [read...]
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Government to make it easier for giant pandas to adopt
‘I find it staggering that no pandas managed to adopt children last year – local authorities must stop delaying adoptions in an attempt to find a perfect species match.’ [read...]
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Sky Sports launch new 4D service called ‘Actually-Going-to-the-Match’
‘It looks like you’re there; it sounds like you’re there; if you sit too near the toilet it even smells like you’re there.’ [read...]