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Government to make it easier for giant pandas to adopt
‘I find it staggering that no pandas managed to adopt children last year – local authorities must stop delaying adoptions in an attempt to find a perfect species match.’ [read...]
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Sky Sports launch new 4D service called ‘Actually-Going-to-the-Match’
‘It looks like you’re there; it sounds like you’re there; if you sit too near the toilet it even smells like you’re there.’ [read...]
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Three ‘blind’ mice lose disability benefits in welfare crackdown
The three blind mice made famous in the popular nursery rhyme have been stripped of their disability benefits, the Department for Work and Pensions confirmed today. [read...]
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Jonathan Ross to present 2nd week of The Leveson Inquiry
Sky 1 has announced that it has bought the rights to the highly popular celebrity interview show The Leveson Enquiry. [read...]
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Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window
‘They’ve lost the backbone of their team through assassinations and deaths’ [read...]