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Tinky Winky to join Eastenders cast in desperate bid to boost ratings

Dipsy, La-la and Po-Face already in the regular castThe BBC has revealed that former Teletubbies favourite Tinky Winky is to join the cast of flagship soap opera Eastenders later this year

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2015
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Government to relaunch Dad’s Army to repel asylum seekers

Defence Secretary Philip Hammond has today revealed plans to reform the Home Guard, originally set up during the Second World War as a last line of defence against a Nazi invasion, to prevent swarms of asylum seekers from invading the home counties.

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2015
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Daily Mail in turmoil as asylum seekers admit coming to UK mainly to read Daily Mail

immigrants naturally drawn to the fashion sectionDaily Mail thrown into turmoil after revelations that they have been unwittingly encouraging asylum seekers to come to Britain.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2015
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Sepp Blatter’s weird brother Ed elected FIFA President

The world of football has been surprised by the unexpected election of Sepp Blatter’s slightly odd younger brother Ed.

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Posted: May 29th, 2015
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Farage victorious in best pub crawl contest

asked to be woken up when it's all overNigel Farage has been chosen by the British electorate as the leader who has had the best pub crawl over the last four weeks.

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Posted: May 7th, 2015
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