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Government plans Womble cull to halt spread of eco-smugness

The Government has given the go-ahead to a cull of wild Wombles in an effort to limit the spread of eco-smugness, which leaves afflicted middle-class people with a snooty attitude towards those who don’t recycle or buy organic.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2010
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I and E in love triangle shocker

Celebrated grammatical couple I and E have today announced that they are to split. In a press release the the pair cited ‘irreconcilable differences’ as the cause of the break up.

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Posted: May 11th, 2009
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