The EU are escalating their sabre-rattling foreign policy as they seek to distract attention from their woefully inept Covid vaccination strategy. Not satisfied with invading continental-based production factories, roasting non-profit pharmaceutical manufacturers and threatening export embargoes on any domestically produced vaccinations, [read...]
Further research into the efficacy of Covid-19 vaccine is being hampered by a global shortage of saline for Placebo injections. Scientists all across the five continents and especially the seven seas are stumped, desperately seeking a source of dilute salt water solution that can keep up with the massive demand for comparative injections in immunisation… [read...]
In an incredible response to a rousing appeal by President Ursula Von Der Leyen, a huge armada of private pleasure craft, yachts, fishing dinghys, ferries and small working boats have gathered at Dunkerque, ready to set off across the English Channel and ‘Bring EU Vaccines Home’. [read...]
An ostentatiously middle-class family have managed to spend a full two hours in circular argument regarding how best to cook a discounted middle-cut beef joint. The meeting, held in front of the Aga, naturally, was well attended by a full complement of precocious offspring and labradors and a robust exchange of views took place. [read...]
Building and Environmental Control officers have called an immediate cessation of building work at Westminster Palace after a small cluster of Liberal Democrat MPs were discovered nestling within one of the offices. Within the existing planning application, [read...]
