The Government have rushed to clear up ‘confusion’ regarding the contents of the £30 food packs for starving children that are being provided by Chartwells, who won through a competitive tendering process came up first alphabetically in their black book of favours. [read...]
In unprecedented scenes that challenge the very bedrock of our democracy, an organised mob of pro-EU supporters have swarmed over Westminster and driven our elected legislature from the Houses of Parliament. Shocking and iconic scenes of a bare-chested and heavily tattooed Gina Miller, [read...]
As Lockdown aftershocks continue to ripple, including the news of summer exam cancellations, the national economy has had a surprise boost from the inclusion of extortionate bribes being thrust at the teaching profession to encourage them to ‘get their predicted grades right’. [read...]
National Mockdown : Everyone stays home and posts acerbic satire National Sockdown: Everyone stays home and avoids stepping on the kids’ lego National Clockdown: Everyone stays home and forgets what day it is, what time it is. [read...]
Taker of the Opposite Position Keir Starmer is spending the evening in quite the consternation as the Government have done exactly what he would have done, when he would have done it. In preparing his speech for the forthcoming debate in the House of Commons, [read...]
