Gold have refused to reveal any of the plot-lines of the new episode. However, leaks suggest that viewers may have to choose between whether or not Grandad breaks a chandelier, which could result in Del and Rodney getting chased by an alligator in Florida, [read...]
The BBC has recommissioned family sitcom Not Going Out for 31 new series. The show, currently in its tenth series, follows the hilarious antics of cheeky, sharp-witted Lee, originally an unemployed layabout lodger who has since married his landlady to become a downtrodden father of three. [read...]
Since Wilkinson posted the message to his 24 followers, he has not been inundated with replies, as his uncontroversial opinion didn’t spread shockwaves across the internet. [read...]
Following the news that the last male Northern White Rhino has died, David Attenborough has said that it is sad, but there are still loads more of other sorts of rhinos, so it could be worse. [read...]
Thomas Falk, CEO of Kleenex, has moved to dampen the controversy over the company’s decision to rename ‘Mansize’ Tissues to ‘Extra Large’ by reassuring customers that they remain suitable for any men who want to use them for a desperate bout of lonely masturbation in their single beds. [read...]
