As people report having to travel further and further each day in order to take a Coronavirus test, the government is spending £15m on radio ads reminding those returning to the UK from their nearest test centre that they will have to quarantine for two weeks. [read...]
“Rolls Royce, JCB and Legoland have already been called upon to increase the number of the breathing aides in cash-strapped hospitals”, [read...]
With his criminal trial into sexual assaults set to begin this week, Harvey Weinstein has taken a lesson from Donald Trump in trial attention diverting by taking actions to provoke his once ally and now enemy, [read...]
In a bid to find new and inventive policies that end with the electoral soundbite “…to help fund our NHS”, the Conservative party have announced a £5bn cut to hospitals and GP services. Speaking in front of a group of carefully selected random members of the public, [read...]
A council in England has come under scrutiny after its scheme to use potholes as flood plains hasn’t prevented widespread flooding. “The plan seemed flawless”, the council’s chief officer of penny-pinching told us, wearing a pristine, [read...]
