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Government; ‘use excess loo rolls to make papier-mache ventilators’
“Rolls Royce, JCB and Legoland have already been called upon to increase the number of the breathing aides in cash-strapped hospitals”, [read...]
Articles by James Pluside
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Harvey Weinstein provokes Hollywood into war to distract from upcoming trial
With his criminal trial into sexual assaults set to begin this week, Harvey Weinstein has taken a lesson from Donald Trump in trial attention diverting by taking actions to provoke his once ally and now enemy, [read...]
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Tories promise to slash hospital budgets to ‘help fund our NHS’
In a bid to find new and inventive policies that end with the electoral soundbite “…to help fund our NHS”, the Conservative party have announced a £5bn cut to hospitals and GP services. Speaking in front of a group of carefully selected random members of the public, [read...]
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Council criticised for using potholes as flood plains
A council in England has come under scrutiny after its scheme to use potholes as flood plains hasn’t prevented widespread flooding. “The plan seemed flawless”, the council’s chief officer of penny-pinching told us, wearing a pristine, [read...]
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Prince Andrew’s Book, “An Excuse For Anything”, Released In Time For Christmas
Following his interview on BBC’s Newsnight, judged by reviewers of public relation weaseling as ‘almost as believable as a Trump tweet’, Prince Andrew has released his new book just in time for the Christmas rush. [read...]