In a statement this afternoon sure to shock the UK Parliament to its branches; Sir Ed Davey, the newly-elected leader of the Liberal Democrats, un-dramatically resigned after four hours in charge. Sir Ed thanked the dozens of members who voted for him, [read...]
Mistresses across Italy are said to be heartbroken and neglected after the government’s cancellation of all sporting events gave their lovers no excuses to slip away from their wives. [read...]
After being instructed by Angela Merkel to develop an alternative to the Backstop as a resolution to the Irish Border issue, Boris Johnson has announced the UK Government’s intention to buy Ireland. Speaking outside the Élysée Palace, [read...]
