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Drunk admits: ‘You know more about this than I do’

The person next to him on the park bench had two PhDs and was an internationally renowned academic.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2007
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Milky Bar Kid ‘actually quite tight’

‘The Milky Bars were certainly never on him.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2007
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Pool full of teenagers fails to react as fat man goes for a swim

‘adolescents seemed unconcerned by the enormous rolls of bare flesh hanging over his trunks’

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Posted: Jul 25th, 2007
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Old Lady who swallowed a horse ‘should have been stopped earlier’

Old Lady‘Old lady now dead – of course.’

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2007
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