Scientists in Stevenage were celebrating last night after developing a formula that provides a ‘perfect Daily Mail reader comment’, guaranteeing the optimum number of green arrows regardless of the article topic in question. [read...]
Father Christmas has been threatened with the removal of his monopoly in the UK present distribution market following the publication of this year’s Naughty or Nice lists. [read...]
The person next to him on the park bench had two PhDs and was an internationally renowned academic. [read...]
‘The Milky Bars were certainly never on him.’ [read...]
‘adolescents seemed unconcerned by the enormous rolls of bare flesh hanging over his trunks’ [read...]
