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Scientists develop formula for ‘the perfect Daily Mail reader comment’

moan moan moan moan moanScientists in Stevenage were celebrating last night after developing a formula that provides a ‘perfect Daily Mail reader comment’, guaranteeing the optimum number of green arrows regardless of the article topic in question.

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Posted: Mar 23rd, 2013
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‘Get more poor kids onto the Nice List or lose your monopoly’, Santa warned

there goes Christmas..Father Christmas has been threatened with the removal of his monopoly in the UK present distribution market following the publication of this year’s Naughty or Nice lists.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2012
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Drunk admits: ‘You know more about this than I do’

The person next to him on the park bench had two PhDs and was an internationally renowned academic.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2007
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Milky Bar Kid ‘actually quite tight’

‘The Milky Bars were certainly never on him.’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2007
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Pool full of teenagers fails to react as fat man goes for a swim

‘adolescents seemed unconcerned by the enormous rolls of bare flesh hanging over his trunks’

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Posted: Jul 25th, 2007
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