Playground in crisis as game of ‘It’ declared void by schoolboy who ‘wasn’t ready’
The seven-year-old changed his mind after being caught almost immediately.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2013
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Lie detector instructions ‘wrong way round’ admit police
Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson announced today that the police have been misreading their polygraph machines for the last 50 years.
Posted: May 27th, 2011
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Cameron presents Obama with gift of Clegg
Barack Obama was given Nick Clegg today during the US President’s visit to the UK. The exchange of gifts between heads of state is a well-established tradition, although Cameron is thought to be the first prime minister to give a Liberal Democrat.
Posted: May 25th, 2011
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Osborne: ‘We’ll cut corners, literally’
George Osborne announced today that the government will cut corners, off everything, in one of the coalition’s most radical budget policies yet. To cheers from Tory MPs, the chancellor delivered his speech from a large bowl. ‘After years of out-of-control investment in corners, we’re cutting them,’ said Osborne, wobbling violently. ‘Who needs them? Not me.’ [...]
Posted: Mar 6th, 2011
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Wills and Kate to marry in Big Fat Gypsy Wedding
‘They’ve decided to go full gypo,’ said the Duke of Edinburgh in language which has drawn criticism from the traveller community.
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