Although traditionally viewed by medical professionals as something which should be totally avoided, new research has revealed that death may actually contain a number of benefits. In an extensive study by researchers at Brycedon Academy in Lisbon, [read...]
Following reports that a fire has tragically killed at least 17 people in a London apartment building, US President Donald Trump has announced plans to implement a blanket ban on fire throughout the United States starting at midnight. [read...]
A woman from Los Angeles has been admitted to hospital with severe pelvic injuries after storing a smartphone in her vagina for over three months in an attempt to encourage her unborn child to take a selfie. [read...]
The Republican presidential candidate and notorious tax-adviser, Donald Trump, has made a controversial confession that he may have inadvertently ‘killed some folks’ during a series of shootings from 1987 to 2013. Upwards of 58 homeless people were said to have been found dead covered in orange foundation; [read...]
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has issued a stark reminder to users of dating apps to be careful of accepting profiles at face value after revealing that he only invaded Iraq because War looked absolutely great on its Tinder profile. [read...]
