‘It’s just gibberish. But the regulations say there must be two people in the car during the race, and Gethyn was a good mate so I always just took him along for the ride.’ [read...]
The use of pioneering new quantum goal-line technology developed by the Schrödinger Research Institute in Berlin, which was intended to be the most accurate ever, has resulted in a near infinite level of confusion in the German amateur league where it is being trialled. [read...]
“I’ve tried my best to make this thing as farcical as possible, but it just hasn’t been enough ” said Davis, confirming his resignation, “so to really bring this unholy monstrosity of Brexit to the correct level of ineptitude, [read...]
What is the Irish border? The Irish border was the splitting of Ireland by the British government in 1922 designed to try and stop political violence over the issue of Irish independence. This was wholly successful, [read...]
Although traditionally viewed by medical professionals as something which should be totally avoided, new research has revealed that death may actually contain a number of benefits. In an extensive study by researchers at Brycedon Academy in Lisbon, [read...]
