17% of children ‘just f***ing stupid’
Almost one in five children in today’s schools are just plain f***ing stupid, according to a new report
Posted: Jun 4th, 2014
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Schrödinger goal-line technology ‘causing more problems than it solves’
The use of pioneering new quantum goal-line technology developed by the Schrödinger Research Institute in Berlin, which was intended to be the most accurate ever, has resulted in a near infinite level of confusion in the German amateur league where it is being trialled.
Posted: Mar 21st, 2014
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St Patrick’s Day ‘ruined by connection with Ireland’
The organisers of the St Patrick’s Day parade in the town of Little Chute, Wisconsin, have voted overwhelmingly to remove all references to Ireland from the parade and to ban Irish people from attending as they ‘do not comply with the marketing image of the event’.
Posted: Mar 17th, 2014
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Second coming of Jesus “will be prequel”
The second coming of Jesus will be an “origins” story explaining what he got up to for the 13.8 billion years before arriving in Bethlehem, according to the producer of the project, God.
Posted: Dec 25th, 2013
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Scotland’s future uncertain after border with England stolen
The outcome of the campaign for Scottish independence has been thrown into doubt following reports that the border between Scotland and England has been stolen.
Posted: Dec 9th, 2013
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