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Mastermind chair arrested in Operation Yewtree swoop

pervertThe famous black chair from quiz show, Mastermind, has been arrested on suspicion of hundreds of counts of indecent assault between 1972 and 2013.

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Posted: Oct 26th, 2013
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Tsarnaev ‘looks even cooler’ in police photos than on ‘Rolling Stone’ warns public

The leaked police photographs of the suspected Boston Marathon bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, which show him just before his arrest, are way cooler than the photograph of him on the cover of “Rolling Stone” magazine, the general public has decided.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2013
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Judges just playing hard to get, insists Berlusconi

The three female judges at Silvio Berlusconi’s sex trial only returned a guilty verdict because they were struggling to accept their true feelings for him, claims the former Italian Prime Minister.

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Posted: Jun 25th, 2013
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Half of UK population ‘will die in the future’

At least half of the current UK population will die of something fatal at some point in the future, a stark new medical report has suggested.

Eternal Life Research Group Plc., which commissioned the report, has said that the country is facing a ‘medical time bomb’ and the Government needs to take action now.

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2013
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‘Shit, we still have a Conservative Prime Minister’, realises country

The UK has awoken from a night of celebration and heavy drinking to the horrific realisation that it is still actually ruled by a Tory Prime Minister.

Following reports of the death of an 87 year old woman from a stroke yesterday, the UK had been expected to announce plans to transform itself into a socialist paradise with immediate effect.

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2013
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