Merseyside Police were jubilant yesterday as a £12m surveillance operation secured the capture of the nation’s most wanted nuisance criminal, the Hosepipe Tangler, yesterday.
Posted: Mar 4th, 2010
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The Cornish film industry’s answer to Avatar will have its eagerly awaited premiere at next week’s Cornwall Farmers’ Market in Penzance.
Posted: Jan 20th, 2010
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The entire management board of the toy superstore Toys ‘R’ Us has resigned today in what has been described as a titanic image presentation disaster.
Posted: Oct 29th, 2009
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Paleontologists the world over have been flocking to the site of an excavation in Essex to view the remains of what is without doubt the earliest example of a human nerd.
Posted: Oct 2nd, 2009
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The Health and Diet Advisory commission today turned its attention to the pallid and gaunt villains of the Harry Potter saga, the Death Eaters. ‘The moment I saw Barty Crouch jnr unmasked in the Goblet of Fire, I said to myself, ‘Zinc deficiency!” said Maurice Poole, a Commission nutrition expert and policy advisor. ‘Then when they brought in Bellatrix Lestrange with her bulging eyes, we all said simultaneously, ‘She’s got goitre!’
Posted: Sep 11th, 2009
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